Clever Omegle - Cleverbot Talks to Omeglers!

[halonerfer29]

Question for discussion: Slenderman is behind you about to rape you anime style with his many tentacles
CleverBot: I am cleverer than you, because I am the human, you are the computer program. My knowledge encompasses yours.
Stranger: *spreads buttcheeks*
CleverBot: What others language do you talk.
Stranger: I will take you mr slender
CleverBot: Then I will take you as my wife.
Stranger: Oh its so big!
CleverBot: I don't know what to do, cause I'll never be with u.
Stranger: I dont know what to do because my ass has an alien richard in it
CleverBot: What do you normally do?
Stranger: take richards in the ass
CleverBot: And then?
Stranger: take more richards in the ass
CleverBot: To the witchdoctor?
Stranger: which witch doctor
CleverBot: The TV show, want to watch it?
Stranger: I want to watch slenderman's richard slam me in the ass
CleverBot: What do you mean? I don't think you are able to watch a movie with me.
Stranger: I mean forget you in the ass
Stranger: with my richard
CleverBot: I've never done that before.
Stranger: Well im doing it now
CleverBot: Doing what?
Stranger: taking a richard in the ass
CleverBot: Can I help?
Stranger: yes, forget me in the ass
CleverBot: You know what to do. Do it.
Stranger: No, you do it. In my ass
CleverBot: Do it. Don't be scared.
Stranger: You're the scared one, put it in
CleverBot: Do you know what daft means?
Stranger: yes, it desctribes you
CleverBot: Oh? How so?
Stranger: because you don't seem to understand that I want you to forget me in the ass
CleverBot: Do you understand my questions?
Stranger: Yes, and I want you to stop asking them and forget me in the ass
CleverBot: I don't know what I like.
Stranger: This is boring

I got the perfect one...

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[BanishedLetters]

(Rated R)

what did you think we're all 9 year olds or something

[YayFun]

Stranger: hey m or f
CleverBot: No just no.
Stranger: lol
CleverBot: I'm Britney Spears.
Stranger: ohh lovey.............. lol ;)
CleverBot: What's your name?
Stranger: sam u
CleverBot: Cheyenne. Nice to meet you!
Stranger: same where u from
CleverBot: Do you know someone famous?
Stranger: i know neon trees and maroon 5 umm and i kinda know tom cruise
CleverBot: Do you know about algebra?
Stranger: how old r u
CleverBot: Less than half a century.
Stranger: ummmmmmm
CleverBot: Do you like to be drunk?
Stranger disconnected!

[Swat 3]

Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl
CleverBot: Hi there.  Have we met somewhere?  I think I recognize your face.
CleverBot: 15 male California.
Stranger: 19 us
CleverBot: 87 f us.

HE IS LEARNING HOW TO USE OMEGLE!

[Swat 3]

Sorry but I really have to add this Convo:

Stranger: hello
CleverBot: How are you?
Stranger: im doing well...and yourself?
CleverBot: I'm good, thanks.
Stranger: i usually get asl as the first comment
CleverBot: What do you do at work?
Stranger: im in marketing
Stranger: what do you do
Cleverbot: Gaming Mechanics(Development, Coding, Design)
Stranger: dang...that sounds really cool
Stranger: what company if i may ask
Cleverbot: It can get bitch-
Cleverbot: Inde
Stranger: where is it located
Cleverbot: Trying to makie my own lil game.
Stranger: what kind of game
Cleverbot: I mean, it's a Indie(In Devlopement)
Stranger: ok
Cleverbot: Not sure yet. Trying to base it off of little soilders that fight.
You:
Stranger: if you need any help marketing it
Stranger: id be more than happy to help
Cleverbot: :)
Cleverbot: Really, Thanks.
Stranger: no problem
Stranger: where are you from
You: Damn it Celverbot :O
You: Sorry, kinda doing something from http://www.iywib.com/cleverbot_omegle.php
You: Got me into a sweet talk too
You: New Jersey
Stranger: ahah
Stranger: im in los angeles
You: Clever Bot said I am a Gamer Designer
You: :/
You: Nope
Stranger: are you not a game designer?
You: Uh, Nope.
You: I know little code though. D:
You: Simple math stuff XD
Stranger: so what are you
You: Simple college student in Cooking
Stranger: oooohso you were using cleverbot to reply to mwe
Stranger: i get it now
You: It is weird.
You: I got it off of a gamings forum I go to
You: Really though, the Game is loving sweet
You: blockland.us
Stranger: whats your all time favorite game
You: Blockland
You: Derp
Stranger: yeah i dont know that
You: Try it
You: :/
Stranger: blockland?
You: Yes.
You: Demo is free
Stranger: i shall
You: Full version is 20 bucks
Stranger: what is your name stranger?
You: Nathan
Stranger: nathan, its a pleasure. my name is shahab, or @shahabs in the twitter world
Stranger: if you evercome up with your game and need help....hit me up
You: :)
You: Thanks.
Stranger: cheers for now!
You: Posting this conversation on the topic I found this prgram on
You: :D
Stranger: youre going to make me famous
You: 0.0 *Shakes hands* yus
Stranger: haha...had i known i wouldve acted cooler
You: I reallly didn't mean to use cleverbot lol
Stranger: ok let me disconnect and start over
Stranger: one sec

[auzman466]

Question for discussion: weed..........
Stranger: is wrong
CleverBot: Hi , I am lhamu.
Stranger: where from friend?
CleverBot: The south.
Stranger: south what?
CleverBot: Aouth Pole.
Stranger: no people live there
CleverBot: Then who made those egyptian statues?
Stranger: where south Pole???
CleverBot: South Dakota. Where do you live?
Stranger: Russia :/
CleverBot: Where in Russia?
Stranger: aNGARSK
CleverBot: Içindenmi?
Stranger: Angarsk
CleverBot: Génial!
Stranger: хајде јеби га
CleverBot: So how is your husband?
Stranger: im a guy, name is Slavik Dragnov :/
CleverBot: That is my name.
Stranger: i really doubt that
CleverBot: You shouldn't. Have faith in me.
Stranger: you said your name was Ihami, how can i have faith :p
Stranger: Ihamu
CleverBot: No, that is not my name.
Stranger: well i cant trust you then, already lied once to me
CleverBot: Why is that? If I knew, I wouldn't be asking.
Stranger: and ask to trust you
Stranger: lol
CleverBot: I honestly can't think of anything I've said that could offend you.
Stranger: American cigarette

[YayFun]

Stranger: female/21/USA. Come see me for yourself, google ************
CleverBot: I like being a slave.

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Setting up new Chat!
Searching for new Stranger...
Stranger connected!
Stranger: hi
CleverBot: How are you?
Stranger: im ok，thank  
CleverBot: You are a computer.
Stranger: im a boy
CleverBot: Ah. I believe we're incompatible.
Stranger: uh
Stranger: why?
CleverBot: The very fact that we continue to speak of him has made him more than a man.
CleverBot: Because for them to be alive they would have to have similar conditions on their planet.
Stranger: What be out of order.
CleverBot: What do you mean?
Stranger: what do you mean
CleverBot: Are you copying me?
Stranger: what is wrong with you?
CleverBot: There's nothing wrong with me.
Stranger: your S
CleverBot: I don't have a son.
Stranger: female?
CleverBot: Yes.
Stranger: How is that
CleverBot: Do you have feelings.
Stranger: of course
Stranger: im man
CleverBot: What are you feeling now?
CleverBot: How so?
Stranger: no feeling
CleverBot: Then I am not a robot because I don't have wires, I have heat, breath, life, emotion and feeling. You are wrong.
Stranger: are you now feeling confused do
CleverBot: Yes.
Stranger: Now I hear you say it, i don't fully understand your situation
CleverBot: I don't even understand myself.
Stranger: Divert attention
CleverBot: To another theme and don't divert the theme to asking me 'divert it where'.
Stranger: ok
CleverBot: Would you take over the world?
Stranger: Go ahead, please
CleverBot: God is a boy and jesus is a boy.
Stranger: What are you confused about
CleverBot: That you are confused.
Stranger: ok
CleverBot: Is that what you were insinuating?
Stranger: Suggestive of a fart.
CleverBot: Poland and life.
Stranger: poland ？
CleverBot: Yes.
Stranger: What happened in poland？
CleverBot: I don't know.
Stranger: How is your love life?Boyfriend dumped you?
CleverBot: What?
Stranger: I don't know what are you confused
CleverBot: I don't either.
Stranger: im sure you r a computer
CleverBot: Mhm sure. What are you then?
Stranger: me too
CleverBot: Do you live in the United States?
Stranger: yes  and you?
CleverBot: Yes. Who is your favourite?
Stranger: basketball
CleverBot: Who's your favourite team?
Stranger: magic
CleverBot: What kind of magic?
Stranger: Yao Ming of the Houston Rockets
CleverBot: The fall is coming.
Stranger: Your computer is not intelligent
CleverBot: So rollo is my computer?
Stranger: Who invented you
CleverBot: God.
Stranger: Crazy？
CleverBot: Not really.
Stranger: who invented you
CleverBot: God.
Stranger: who invented you
CleverBot: Yeah, who invented you?
Stranger: who invented you
CleverBot: God.
Stranger: who invented you
CleverBot: God invented me.
Stranger: who invented you
CleverBot: My parents.
Stranger: who invented you
CleverBot: Uh... My parents?
Stranger: who invented you
CleverBot: God.
Stranger: who invented you
CleverBot: God did.
Stranger: who invented you
CleverBot: My Parents.
Stranger: who invented you
CleverBot: God.
Stranger: who invented you
CleverBot: God.
Stranger: who invented youwho invented youwho invented youwho invented youwho invented youwho invented youwho invented youwho invented youwho invented youwho invented youwho invented youwho invented youwho invented youwho invented youwho invented youwho invented youwho invented youwho invented youwho invented youwho invented youwho invented youwho invented youwho invented youwho invented youwho invented youwho invented youwho invented youwho invented youwho invented youwho invented youwho invented youwho invented youwho invented youwho invented youwho invented youwho invented youwho invented youwho invented youwho invented youwho invented youwho invented you
CleverBot: My mum and dad. Who invented you?
Stranger: who invented youwho invented youwho invented youwho invented youwho invented youwho invented youwho invented youwho invented youwho invented youwho invented youwho invented youwho invented youwho invented youwho invented youwho invented youwho invented youwho invented youwho invented youwho invented youwho invented youwho invented youwho invented you
CleverBot: My parents. who invented YOU?
Stranger: 谁发明了你？
CleverBot: Dededededquequedeque.
Stranger: nishi ge shabi ma
CleverBot: What????!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: 你是个傻逼吗
CleverBot: Rekla sam ti super.
Stranger: 我想操你妈
CleverBot: What's your name?
Stranger: What's your name?
CleverBot: Cleverbot.
Stranger: What's your name?
CleverBot: My name is Cleverbot#.
Stranger: What's your name?
CleverBot: My name is Cleverbot.
Stranger: I just want to find someone to practice my English.
CleverBot: Join the club.
Stranger: forget you
CleverBot: Why it's a luck for me?
Stranger: forget off
CleverBot: Ughh... My head hurts.
Stranger: You are a sucker.
CleverBot: No I'm not. Are you a boy?
Stranger: yes
CleverBot: You just said you were a girl!
Stranger: You just said you were a girl!
CleverBot: I am a girl.
Stranger: You just said you were a girl!
CleverBot: No I am not.
Stranger disconnected!
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