Bad Translator V101

[Pie Crust]

Original text:
Microsoft, if you named Bing "Bang", you would have destroyed google. Imagine: I just BANGED Emma Watson

12 translations later:

Microsoft, if I can call Bing "Bang", would destroyed Emma Watson. Google: only hit Watson

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[Snaked_Snake]

Original text:
Microsoft, if you named Bing "Bang", you would have destroyed google. Imagine: I just BANGED Emma Watson

12 translations later:

Microsoft, if I can call Bing "Bang", would destroyed Emma Watson. Google: only hit Watson

Lol.

Original text:

"Hi guys, I'm back from Sweden!"

...8 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Hi, I'm from Sweden!"

[LegoGuy24]

 Original text:

"Semen. "

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Please swallow"

GIVE ME MY WELL DESERVED HALL OF FAIL PLACE.