in which I yell at it and learn of the existence of a secret document
Original text: "YOU STUPID THING HOW CAN YOU forget UP THIS BAD"
...35 translations later, Bing gives us: "He has a"
Original text: "HOW DO YOU TURN A STATEMENT INTO "HE HAS SOMETHING" HOLY stuff"
...35 translations later, Bing gives us: "We will explain in this article."
Original text: "WHAT ARTICLE? I'M BAFFLED"
...35 translations later, Bing gives us: "Konfondr Article."
edit: TMI to the max
Original text: "WHAT DOES THIS GODDAMNED ARTICLE CONTAIN? WHAT KIND OF WORD IS THAT?"
...35 translations later, Bing gives us: "This article is the devil real?"
Original text: "DOES IT SERIOUSLY CONTAIN SATANIC stuff ARE YOU KIDDING ME"
...35 translations later, Bing gives us: "Serious fun."
Nav barks at bad translator 2: electric boogaloo
Original text: "HOW THE forget DO YOU TURN BEL AIR INTO ICE T WHAT THE forget ARE YOU SMOKING"
...35 translations later, Bing gives us: "Iced tea burning marijuana and spatial location."
Original text: "AH I SEE. LAY OFF THE DOPE AND TELL ME HOW THE forget DID YOU MIX THEM UP"
...35 translations later, Bing gives us: "I don't know, you tell me how to get things mixed. Do not hesitate to contact us."
Original text: "YOU ARE A PIECE OF stuff FOR LOTS OF REASONS, INCLUDING BEING A LITTLE stuff AND SMOKING A BYZANTINE MIX OF VARIOUS stuff. DON'T DODGE MY QUESTION."
...35 translations later, Bing gives us: "The credit will be banned, editors, and Byzantine mobility, most of the piles of garbage collector can be."
Original text: "I AM NOT GOING TO EVEN TRY TO DECIPHER THAT. WHAT THE forget DID YOU JUST SAY?"
...35 translations later, Bing gives us: "If you want to get a whole series of issues that you might want to think about."
Original text: "I JUST. I DON'T. WHAT THE forget. WHAT THE ACTUAL forget KIND OF MESSAGE ARE YOU EVEN TRYING TO GIVE ME?"
...35 translations later, Bing gives us: "But I have a problem. My mother read it, was not satisfied with this report?"
Original text: "I AM NOT SATISFIED WITH YOUR WORD MANGLING IF YOU HAVEN'T NOTICED"
...35 translations later, Bing gives us: "Not happy with the changes."
Original text: "GOOD, I GUESS WE CAN SORT OF WORK TOGETHER. AT WHAT POINT DID YOU MISTAKE ONE ARTIST FOR ANOTHER?
...35 translations later, Bing gives us: "However it works, contact the author of this page."
Original text: "WHAT KIND OF PAGE ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? ARE YOU TRYING THIS AGAIN? I AM loving PERTURBED"
...35 translations later, Bing gives us: "And write a nice picture."
Original text: "forget THIS"
