Bad Translator V101

[Admiral Obvious]

I entered an anti-joke:

What did the blind amputee get for Christmas?

Cancer.
35 translations later:

Dark, his cancer to celebrate Christmas.

Pfffft

[Ad Bot]

[DrenDran]

[Watcher In The Myst]

Original text:

"I am the walrus! Cat cat meow sloth. I am the brown town obliteration. "

...70 translations later, Bing gives us:

"brown town love is the African Union."

...105 translations later, Bing gives us:

"love in Africa."

[auzman466]

"Sometimes, I dream about cheese."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Cheese, and sometimes"

[GhostDaTa]

Original text:

"Is my richard big?"

...8 translations later, Bing gives us:

"My snake is big?"

[TDcoolguy300]

"What are you doing bing!"

...8 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Did you come here, Bing!"

[Dre5567]

Original text:

"What the bitch?"

...18 translations later, Bing gives us:

"What is that stuff"
Couldn't of said it better.

[Killhammer]

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[Epicduke]

"bro-rock o-bana is a gay facist national socialist tribal communist that comes from jewish descendents in afgan"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Stone Jewish fascism and communism, a colleague of tobacco leaves. "

[Dallas Dick Kicker]

Original text:

"Hello, is president bush there?"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"In fact, President George chopriman newsletter"


off topic:

does anyone have the latest edition of legs and brerbs?

[Epicduke]

"forget the police coming straight from the underground. young brother got it bad cause I'm brown."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"The stomach and is integrated directly into the development of the role of women. Unfortunately, most of the red."
wtf

[Nonnel]

Original text:

"An Extremely Goofy Movie was way better than A Goofy Movie."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"In this film, the silence of the age"

[Mrmii21]

/bump

I used this to get random sentences

BAD TRANSLATION DUMP
Original text:

"The cheerful detective grinds against the elevator."

...18 translations later, Bing gives us:

"When the mill Alegre."
Original text:

"A complete leak mangles each reward."

...18 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Saw grass, mangroves, any sudden attack coûts."
Original text:

"A promise rips the provoked biologist."

...18 translations later, Bing gives us:

"To the East is the fracture."
Original text:

"The joke observes a routed sand into its gesture."

...18 translations later, Bing gives us:

"The shoe game is interesting."
Original text:

"A loophole believes the regular conscience below the maze."

...18 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Porta de la maze every Monday."
Original text:

"Her terrorist tiles our strip threshold underneath a disease."

...18 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Now the country, Yves de ne pas la page."
Original text:

"Another hardened mystery overlaps a metric."

...18 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Tailles mysterious Renforcé."

[Legoboss]

Original text:

"Hot brown town Pumpkin love"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"brown town love XXX"

Original text:

"The stuff Is On The Titties"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"The stomach."

[Gojira]

津波
35 translations later, turns into
kimball

apparently tsunamis are a weird sport??