Author Topic: Unnecessarily long and detalied stories  (Read 802 times)

Make a story that starts off really small, like with somebody going to the bathroom, and put a ton of details with it that leads to something big, like the end of the world.
Here, I'll start off:

Somebody lets their dog out, and their dog wanders off into the street. An 18-wheeler then comes driving by and hits the dog. The dog hits the windshield and the driver couldn't see. The 18-wheeler, which is a gas truck, hits a gas station, and since it's a gas truck and a gas station the explosion is pretty big. A car that was driving out goes speeding out of the explosion, except there's debris all over it and the driver drives off an unfinished bridge and hits a navy boat. It was the largest boat in the navy and it falls over. There were also a ton of soldiers on it and the US was badly weakened and spent a lot of money recovering. North Korea hears this and learns that if they're weakened then they have a chance to strike. they launch a nuke at Washington, D.C. some debris from that gas truck that hit the gas station also flew up into the atmosphere, where the nuke is. the nuke bounces off of the debris and goes further and hits Russia, who thinks North Korea purposely did this, and attacks North Korea and destroys it. At this, the US is mad because they wanted to do it ;c. the US sends a dude over to talk to Putin about this. they have a lot of differences, too, which makes them get into huge arguments, which later leads to them hate each other and Putin hates America more, and wants to take it over. Once he attempts to do so, WWIII breaks out and nukes are launched, cities are destroyed, people are killed, the world comes to an end.

TL;DR: WWIII broke out because somebody let their dog go out.


Why would a large navy ship flip from being hit by a car?

Why would a large navy ship flip from being hit by a car?

michael bay

michael bay
michael bay 2: electric boogaloo; the revenge of the chuck norris

michael bay 2: electric boogaloo; the revenge of the chuck norris
it's like I'm really back in 2006!

bamp
Why would a large navy ship flip from being hit by a car?
it hit the hull and now it's sinking I guess.
« Last Edit: May 06, 2014, 09:19:12 PM by SCP - 096 »

A boy walks out into a park. He got on the swings and saw a girl. He said hi, she said "Come with me if you want to live." So the boy is so scared that he runs across the street and ran into a streetlight. The streetlight collapses, almost killing the boy. The girl saves him right in time. "Come on, we have to run!" she said. The boy decides to listen to her this time. They both run into an icecream truck. The girl pulls out a rocket launcher from her pocket and shoots the truck before it ran them over. The boy looked behind him, seeing something falling from the sky from far away. When it hits the ground, a bright flash happens. The girl hijacks a pickup, and told the boy to get in. So he did. They drove off as fast as they could, down the highway, near missing people and cars. The boy looked behind him again, he saw a humongous mushroom looking cloud, that was getting bigger and bigger. They drive as fast as they could, but they couldn't get away in time.

AND THEY LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER

Quote from: your's truly
(slowly starts playing)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-uk49gxS2L8
Once i was in an apartment babysitting  my cousin, for my aunt since our grandma had a heart attack and didn't want her to be traumatized. anyway, approximately around 8, after her bed time, i heard a thump in the room next door, almost like someone getting thrown to a bed. intrigued, i slowly crept to it, placing my ear on it, hearing a muffled cry, sounding like screaming but not quite as frantic, hard enough making out what it was since there was also a sound of squeaks and cracking, like a fence being undone by a hammer. thinking it was a bed, i knew something bad was likely to be going on there, and without hesitating i got a nail and quietly as possible, started making a hole in the wall. after the nail fully reached the other side, i rolled it to make the peeping hole bigger, and proceeded to look inside. Oh god the horror, it was too much for me to handle, but it's still so clear in my head. inside that room, were two women, and i could seem just above the bed were one of them, a girl around age 20, was painted green with some yellow paint on her abdomen, wearing almost nothing but a bikini and a dragon mask in her face, was tied up on a bed, with another girl, or woman since she looked to be 28/31 max, was holding a bowl of honey. Unlike the other girl, she wore an attire similar to that a barbarian would wear, complete with a horned helmet. she moved closer to the other girl, stroking her stomach as it started to growl, and spoke in an almost seductive manner "Oh, looks like my little one is starving, how about some nectar for her", she then took the bowl, and surprisingly, dumped the tied up girl's face into it, causing her to gag while the honey covered her mask. after 8 full seconds of her attempting to scream, the woman pulled the bowl away from her "pet" *cringes*, the poor girl was looking miserable, so miserable she might've emitted an aura anyone nearby could feel, and shivered as her "master" started to massage her breasts. seeing the event occurring in this room, two thoughts came to my head: "why would anyone imagine raping a dragon?" and "OH GOD WHY IS SHE DOING THIS?".  the woman was doing her best to make her dragon cum, as in using anything but a carrot. during this, i crept to a corner, not being able to see what happens next, only for my imagination going wild hearing the girl gasp and yelp from her owner's actions. then, just as it became nine in the evening, it stopped, i could hear that forgeted up bitch purring next to her victim, and with her stupid loving voice, praised her for not "burning up" again. i couldn't take it, i just couldn't, I ran, so far away, from this hellhole, i didn't care if my aunt got angry i left her daughter alone at night, all i cared about was going home and pretending this never happened. it never worked. I still  remember that monster and her loveual slave doing it, dressed up as if they were larping, and hopefully, by any omniscient deity, be it a god or a mere spirit, they were.

My brother and I always made stuff up like this when we were little

Someone hops in a car and starts spinning off the road, he runs into the gates of a Nuclear Power Plant and crashes into the generator room. He decides to drive through the building until he is able to run over the Reactor. Then he causes it to meltdown, the China Syndrome takes affect and corrupts the USA. North Korea decides to take action and send a 1kt Nuclear Missile over to Philidelphia, before the nuke hits, a Ballistic Missile blows the Nuke up. We then send over a 20kt Nuke and blow up North Korea's capital. Then WW3 Breaks out.

This all happened because someone was drunk.

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Atomic bombs don't touch the ground to explode, they detonate in the air.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=998tSBoa3lo
Unless you men't a Nuclear Missile.
« Last Edit: May 06, 2014, 09:41:23 PM by Ducky duck »

It was a normal spring day. Life was mundane as the norm, and as such the sun came up lackadaisically with no motivation, climbing upon it's throne with a slow stride. The clouds, in meter with that of the sun, strode by his throne at a snail's crawl. How gracefully, if I may say, can such a lazy event envoke emotion and vigor within an artist's eyes. The lack of kinetic energy, at least to the common man, that a sun appears to have can still set the stage for a romantic display of love, or a relaxing day coming to a close, or a start. The sun had reached it's apex for the morning, perched upon a mountain for the 7 AM rustle-and-bustle. Sunlight beamed through the windows of every house, and it  sounded its visual alarm. Light bounced from each corner of a room, and it eradicated the moonlight and shadow that had since then overstayed its vacancy. The internal bell rang within the townsfolk, and as such they arose, seldom thinking of themselves, rather, their work that must be done.

My head, rested upon a grand invention known as the pillow, turned to the sunlight. My eyes, crisp from a well-rested night of twisting and turning like a dancer whom had innocently housed a cramp in their leg, twitched as they tried to open to view such a daily spectacle. It had interrupted a dream that had me falling to my doom, so the thanks must be given to the science that occurs as the earth spins around the sun to awaken me from such a nightmare. Abeit the nightmare, however, interrupting a time of rest is rather rude in modern standards, and as such, is considered an intrusion of one's privacy for the most part. I mustered up some strength that had been garnered from my slumber and fired profanities towards the sun through the window. Alas, the sun has no ears, however my neighbor had been an in earshot of the cursing, and had slated it off as simply being in the wrong place, at the wrong time, and proceeded to move on. I then looked up the ceiling. Oh, what a white ceiling I had, with its plaster shielding me from possible rainfall intruders. Yet, it also symbolizes the day to come, be it exciting or mundane.

I shan't curse at it today.

And then the morning arrow pierces the brain of every arising individual; escaping comfort. There are three struggles of the morning, the mind, the body, the blanket. Am I willing to get up? Can my body follow through with what my brain desires? Why is this blanket so heavy? All questions that pop into ones mind, some sort of internal soliloquy bombards you in the ante meridiem. The mind plots out the possible events for the day, the body hears the plot, and then the mind sees how the body reacts to it. Both had reached an agreement to get up, so thus the sequence must begin, in order to begin the day. I extend my hand outward onto the bed, the other hand follows suit, and as such with the force in my arms my torso gravitates upward. If one were to look behind them as this activity is being proceeded, one may see a million souls of bedbugs and demons jump out from your back and frolic away to the next slumbering abode, yet this is rare. Now that the arms have done as desired, the legs shall then grab onto the edge of the bed, and proceed to glissade onto the floor. The trial begins to see if the entire body is willing to continue, and thankfully for a lack of better words I stood up, then slouched. I looked outside, and saw nature doing the same. A dog stretched its legs out and proceeded to wander about our neighbor's backyard. A bird began to sing the same song again and again in preparation for the songs that must be sung later on in the day. And as I arose, the sun had done the same. The sun looked down and spoke to me. He said, with a groggy voice, "Oh Jesus Christ mornings are terrible." And I replied, "I suppose, yet they're necessary to have a wonderful day." "Well stuff brother."

And yonder the window lay nature and man coinciding, sharing the same daily event that will go on until the end of time.
« Last Edit: May 06, 2014, 10:06:04 PM by Flamecannon »

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 :cookieMonster:

Such story could only be told on a blue comment section.

I'm really tempted to share my necrophiliac fanfic again buuuuuuttttt....