Cat keeps coming in my backyard

[Planr]

try to get one of those super cool net launching guns like they got in the movies. You know, the ones that launch a net at your target that envelops them.

[Ad Bot]

[sir dooble]

try to get one of those super cool net launching guns like they got in the movies. You know, the ones that launch a net at your target that envelops them.

Or a laser pen and a punji pit.

[Tokerovin]

you have to trap it and use it's fur to stay warm in the winter

[-Setro-]

cat has no collar and i just found out it's a kitten and it's mother
the kitten was hiding all this time

[Tayasaurus]

Catch cat and take it to local animal shelter

[Emmanuel Goldstein]

Just kill it

How can I scare this cat away for good without hurting him?

yeah try not to kill the cat, as dumb as the owner probably is, it's a loving richard move.

if he did that, imagine just how bad he'd have all the local liberals on his butt

So...caring for things other than yourself makes you a liberal? Holy forgetballs.

[Landmineman4000²]

Just hire me and i will cat proof your garden