The salty spatoon

[InvisibleName]

I'm so tough, I made a joke about the salty spatoon.

BUT THEN I STUBBED MY TOE ON A FAULTY SPOON.

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[Refticus]

i'm so tough that when i chopped a onion, i only cried for 12 days

[Maxwell.]

-loving rhymes-

surely you aim to halt this soon

[Daswiruch]

I'm so tough, I ate a bowl of nails for breakfast this morning!


EDIT: WITHOUT ANY MILK.

I'll have you know I stubbed my toe while watering my spice garden earlier today, and I only cried for twenty minutes.

/thread

[}]Crazy[{]

How tough am I? I looked at OP's mother...
                                   ...without getting blind.

[Refticus]

How tough am I? I looked at OP's mother...
                                   ...without getting blind.

[MTrRxx]

I ate a tank for breakfast. No milk, just... a armoured... tank...

[Blocky943]

I'm so bowl, I ate a nail of toughs today and only 20ed for cry minutes.

[}]Crazy[{]

an armoured... tank...

first thing that shot through my mind

[Tumbleweed]

You got a new bottle of ketchup?

[Bomberguy]

Im so tough I have 500 recorded noscopes


WITHOUT ANY MILK

[Lego lad]

"WOW"

[Ipquarx]

I'm so tough I don't spit on the ground whenever someone says Wullerton