Author Topic: Chuck Norris. (Read 6350 times)

Bones4 · October 18, 2008, 11:46:24 AM

Quote from: Ronin on October 18, 2008, 03:55:31 AM

Bones, please.

Just stop posting.

I would like you to read the date on that post.

Also, the only time I ever post random garbage is when the thread is stuff, has been derailed already, or is totally redundant.

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MEGATON · October 18, 2008, 12:31:04 PM

Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups, he bench presses the Earth.

mr. jeffry · October 31, 2008, 08:12:34 PM

when the last superman movie was made, that was actually chuck norris in disgiuse. with no edited effects!

Knil · October 31, 2008, 08:26:38 PM

Leading hand Sanitizers say they can kill 99.9% of germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100% of whatever the heck he wants.

If by some incredible time space paradox, Chuck Norris where to ever fight himself, he'd win. period.

mr. jeffry · October 31, 2008, 08:28:28 PM

when chuck norris bats in baseball, the ball runs away before getting within ten feet of chuck norris.

Knil · October 31, 2008, 08:32:51 PM

How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck norris. All of it

superblock · October 31, 2008, 11:37:51 PM

when chuck norris is on an elevator, the elevator doesnt move by itself, chuck norris moves it.

superblock · November 01, 2008, 10:42:33 PM

chuck norris can beat guitar hero on expert without hitting any notes.