My snake is bleeding!

[Skyler97]

Absolutely not.
Water will make it wet, which will simply make it breed bacteria faster.
Milk contains some, so its worse than water.
Neither have painkillers. An ice pack would be more helpful.

Keep it dry, unwrap it eventually and let it scab over. Put aloe vera or something if you must.

Alright, wish to god my mom was here right now. I don't want to tell my dad I cut my snake.

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[SupremeCommander]

Alright, wish to god my mom was here right now. I don't want to tell my dad I cut my snake.

She'd tell you nothing different, except maybe take a look or send you to hospital.
Spare yourself the embarrassment.

[McNissen]

How bad is it? I mean how deep?

[Skyler97]

How bad is it? I mean how deep?

It was, bad.

[SupremeCommander]

It was, bad.

Depth is important. If it look like you reached one of the thicker veins, consider your position carefully.

[Skyler97]

I will never masturbate again =C

[Jellypuddle]

Has it stopped now lol?

[SupremeCommander]

I will never masturbate again =C

Hand, man. Use it.

[Skyler97]

Has it stopped now lol?

Yeah but it hurts like hell.

[SupremeCommander]

Yeah but it hurts like hell.

If you're circumcised, then you must use lubricant with that.

[Skyler97]

If you're circumcised, then you must use lubricant with that.

I'm not jewish.

[D3ATH]

Lol.

[Seph]

Yayy!!

[dkamm65]

I like how people think he's serious.

[Jellypuddle]

I'm not jewish.

I could quote anything you've sId so far on this topic and put it on my signature.