Author Topic: My snake is bleeding!  (Read 85629 times)

Good luck havin Kids  :cookieMonster:


What kind of fish did snake Boy have to be beaten with to get the idea of masturbating with a jar?
Inb4someonesaysthetuna


Ahahahahahahahahahahahaha, thanks for making my day.

I've had my snake raw before from masturbating 32 times in one day, but that's the worst. Don't ask.

THIS, on the other hand, is forgeted up. Ouch.

I've had my snake raw before from masturbating 32 times in one day, but that's the worst. Don't ask.

THIS, on the other hand, is forgeted up. Ouch.
:o


Tuna jar, My loving lord.





At LEAST wear protection.






I've cut my balls before when I tried to shave the pubes off. Never my snake. Hair ain't supposed to grow there.

i have hair around there.
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Age:   12

hmmm....



At LEAST wear protection.
What? A tuna jar doesn't have an egg cell