My snake is bleeding!

[pantherfan]

What kind of fish did snake Boy have to be beaten with to get the idea of masturbating with a jar?

You just made my day.

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[LeeroyBlockhead]

Diagnosis: Trying to masturbate with a tuna tin.
Damage: Small Medium Sized gash on the snake.
Theory of Excuse: I was trying to kill a burglar-- and he shot me in the arm, the knife fell, and sliced my balls.
Note from poster: Dont masturbate with it! Youll just open the wound up again, try using a girls toy. That might help while it heals.

How to heal - a small bit of gauze, small inch of salt (like 3 pellets), and carefully never masturbate untill it heals.
P.S., Use a bandaid, and try not to let girls get an idea at your school. (Them hearing you shriek a bit when the wound slightly hits the pant cloth, because that would make your pain worse.) If your problem consists, call a doctor or SS (S (e x). Shop, because they may have a secondary to your masturbating needs.) Just thus, I had the same problem. but it got cut a bit way through. I was trying to shoot a burglar, and he threw knife. No more to be said about that. I hope the twig gets fixed up soon.

[SupremeCommander]

Diagnosis: Trying to masturbate with a tuna tin.
Damage: Small gash on the snake.
Theory of Excuse: I was trying to kill a burglar-- and he shot me in the arm, the knife fell, and sliced my balls.
Note from poster: Dont masturbate with it! Youll just open the wound up again, try using a girls toy. That might help while it heals.

How to heal - a small bit of gauze, small inch of salt (like 3 pellets), and carefully never masturbate untill it heals.
P.S., Use a bandaid, and try not to let girls get an idea at your school. (Them hearing you shriek a bit when the wound slightly hits the pant cloth, because that would make your pain worse.) If your problem consists, call a doctor or SS (S (e x). Shop, because they may have a secondary to your masturbating needs.) Just thus, I had the same problem. but it got cut a bit way through. I was trying to shoot a burglar, and he threw knife. No more to be said about that. I hope the twig gets fixed up soon.

Bit late. He already disinfected it with alcohol and bandaged, and it's scabbed over. We'll see.

[LeeroyBlockhead]

I know, I was simply making a post, and here comes quick edit.

[Skyler97]

Bit late. He already disinfected it with alcohol and bandaged, and it's scabbed over. We'll see.

That hurt like hell btw.

[SupremeCommander]

That hurt like hell btw.

Salt or Hydrogen Peroxide would've too.
But, its a guaranteed disinfectant.

Hydrogen Peroxide would have been ideal, but not many families have it, so alcohol is fine too.

[Conan]

Oh my god.

THIS TOPIC IS FACKING LOL

[Kevdude]

[Volko]

I was masterbating with a tuna jar and cut myself...

Save'd.

This mistake will cost you.

[SupremeCommander]

Save'd.

This mistake will cost you.

Really?
It'll get old like everything else.

[Dodger]

Just use some soap in the shower for cheap yet clean lube but make sure it soldifies so it works like cream.

[SupremeCommander]

Just use some soap in the shower for cheap yet clean lube but make sure it soldifies so it works like cream.

In a month when it has healed.

[Retz]

My friend was telling me about cuts on his snake
I told him it was an STD, and pretended I looked it up
He was like *sadface* and I was like :O!!!!!!!!!!!

[Conan]

[MrMulch]

forget that picture.