This must be a troll. What type of person tells a whole internet community that he stuck his snake in a "tuna jar" and made a deep cut. Seriously... :s
Maybe it was an accid... maybe not. Maybe he thought we could help.
Well we did.
Use a tube, lubricate kitten, shove like crazy.
Oh my god I wish I could sig that but there isn't any space left for the quote stuff :c
This topic keeps getting stranger.