Author Topic: My snake is bleeding! (Read 85519 times)

Skateaton · February 19, 2010, 05:31:16 PM

Could anyone be any more stupid?

I cut my snake too! I was using a rusty metal butcher knife while masturbating! Help!

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Moybus · February 19, 2010, 05:32:00 PM

Hehe man period.

Oh god

master117 · February 19, 2010, 05:32:11 PM

Replace it with a carrot HAXXXXXXX

SupremeCommander · February 19, 2010, 05:33:39 PM

Replace it with a carrot HAXXXXXXX

I cut my snake too! I was using a rusty metal butcher knife while masturbating! Help!

You and you are both hideously handicapped. I would seriously suggest considering offing yourselves.

Skateaton · February 19, 2010, 05:41:43 PM

really? Are you loving serious? I was joking.

Cheemo · February 19, 2010, 06:12:36 PM

I'm surprised Moybus hasn't cut his with a screwdriver yet.

Lalam24 · February 19, 2010, 06:13:41 PM

What the forget is this stuff?

Skyler97 · February 19, 2010, 07:58:37 PM

snake is recovering slowly, but efficiently. No longer pissing blood and I can maintain a boner for about 5 minutes before it gets sore.

Skateaton · February 19, 2010, 08:04:51 PM

you bastard who masturbates with a tuna can or wtf. YOU STRANGE LIL BASTARD.

SeventhSandwich · February 19, 2010, 08:15:18 PM

God's pissed off.

Tezuni · February 19, 2010, 08:18:39 PM

to a furry? Sounds like you.

Makingblah · February 19, 2010, 08:44:36 PM

you bastard who masturbates with a tuna can or wtf. YOU STRANGE LIL BASTARD.

You're handicapped.

Vulgus · February 19, 2010, 08:47:30 PM

He said Tuna Jar, which makes absolutely no sense

Makingblah · February 19, 2010, 08:49:51 PM

He said Tuna Jar, which makes absolutely no sense

Vulgus · February 19, 2010, 08:50:55 PM

How do you cut it on that though