CORTEX COMMAND(EPIC GIBBING)

[Madmitten]

Bitches don't know 'bout my revolver cannon.

i do, but you dont know 'bout my mauler shotgun

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[Comatose]

I shot down a dropship and it flew towards me and flung me towards the crab den. I got my head eaten off.

[Jacob/Lee]

i do, but you dont know 'bout my mauler shotgun

You dont know 'bout my heavy sniper rifle

[Comatose]

I do, but you dun know about mah frag bomb. (I basically load a dropship with stick grenades and stuff then land it in enemy territory while it's dropping the stuff.)

[A.R.C.]

i do, but you dont know 'bout my mauler shotgun

stuff range, stuff clip, too heavy.

[Comatose]

Sometimes when my AI forget around, I put them out of their misery. They need to learn this is war, not daycare.

[Toasty_Enginner]

I just bought it :U

[Comatose]

I loaded a whole dummy dropship with crabs and crashed into the ground. HOLY stuff. It blew up all of my troops, which were held up in a concrete chamber, and cut up one guy into sushi!

[oromis]

You dont know 'bout my heavy sniper rifle

The scope on that thing sucks, its all about the sniper rifle (brown wooden, above the long rifle)

Also where can I get missions? Link me someone?

[Comatose]

I bombarded the enemy with over twenty canisters of Napalm and burned a hole through my brain vault.

[Jacob/Lee]

I bombarded the enemy with over twenty canisters of Napalm and burned a hole through my brain vault.

I bombarded the enemy with over two hundred canisters and crashed

[oromis]

I had a bunch of unitec HE grenades in a crate. Some dumbass dummy shot it and it lagsploded :D

[A.R.C.]

I loving rammed a rocket into half of my brother's base.

[Jacob/Lee]

I loving rammed a rocket into half of my brother's base.

What was in it?

[JJA0]

One of my units went rogue! He went through my base killing all of my guys! Then he proceeded to kill my brain agh wtf? I'm certain it was my unit because he had my teams heart color.