Gear is the only cool one.And that's a Magneton+Koffing rip off
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I don't know if you're stating the irony of how people complain about the mundane-ness of those pokemon and then they go and make these really interesting looking pokemon that people are now saying are terrible compared to the original. Or, if you are just making a joke... Either way, HAHAHAHA!
According to serebii this thing is just called "Gear."What the forget.
The only thing I can think of is a Bronzor pre-evolution but that doesn't explain why there's two of them...
In my opinion they should make a de-evolver machine that makes pokemon de-evolve. If the pokemon is not a pre evolution (baby evolution) then they turn into a baby form. So there would be like 100+ish new pokemon.
This isn't Digimon.