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ARES is back!

Gay.
16 (23.5%)
Yay!
16 (23.5%)
spamm
7 (10.3%)
basplat
29 (42.6%)

Total Members Voted: 68

Author Topic: ARES - OHAY IM ALIVE!  (Read 610319 times)

I would like to request my promotion to be taken into effect now please.
it has asdf

Can ting and I be listed as separate people so newcomers don't think we're one and the same?


For Qwepir


I, Sue the Cake , hereby ask the hosters of the ARES clan to host a server for clan purposes. I acknowledge the rules of ARES, which include, but are not limited to:

          1. Do not speak of ASI. You may call them the walruses.;3
          2. Have fun
          3. Do not spam ARES servers, via chat OR by bricks. Three strikes, and you're out.
          4. Try to wear the clan tags on clan servers
          5. Respect your fellow members and other players.
          6. Intentionally vandalising someone's build will not be tolerated from now on.


Please fill out the following survey.

Y  N
[] [X]  Are you or have been a member of T.D.?
[X] []  Is your ID above or below 15000?
[] [X]  Do you own a dog? If so, list which breed underneath your signature.
[X] []  Is your income less or greater than $50,000 a year?
[] [X]  Is your IQ below 50?
[X] []  Do you find Quarians loveually attractive?
3 | 3   Total


I also release ARES administration and members from any trouble I myself may cause. In the event that I break a rule I will acknowledge that I did so and will gladly accept the punishment for it. In the event the hoster leaves, I will not whine, complain, or call the hoster names. When a higher officer is on server I will treat him/her with the utmost respect.

Signed,
Sue the Cake
Commodore
5th Fleet

Y   N
[X] []  Do you find Quarians loveually attractive?
Whore.


Watch yourself, admiral.
Shut your mouth you unfaithful harlot. This is a husband speaking to his wife, and I'm the superior officer.

Shut your mouth you unfaithful harlot. This is a husband speaking to his wife, and I'm the superior officer.
You may be "superior", but that does not exempt you from breaking the rules. And I'm not your wife.

You may be "superior", but that does not exempt you from breaking the rules. And I'm not your wife.
Ohyathatsright


Carry on, commodore.

Whore.
Shut your mouth you unfaithful harlot. This is a husband speaking to his wife, and I'm the superior officer.
*makes notes in infractionbook*



Can ting and I be listed as separate people so newcomers don't think we're one and the same?
listen to us lower crewmen D:

I'll take care of you cigarettes in a second.

*makes notes in infractionbook*
Quote from: Sue's demerit book
Comr4de - Green level
   1. Demerits
      A) 1 - Being rude to female clan member
       B) 2 - Being rude to female clan member

   2. Infractions
      None

   3. High-Level Rule Breaking
      None

Client's previous record:
   Black as night.

   Punishments:
      None yet.