Today a guy in my class asked me if I wanted to die and I said yes :c
What a fun way to start a conversation.
"Hey, you wanna go die today? [/excited voice]"
"Oh totally man, can we go over to that cliff down by Woodland Ave? I hear it's a great spot."
"No way, I heard at least two others have survived. Let's just get a gun or something."
"O-oh okay then.. Maybe tomorrow, I'm not feeling up to killing myself today...
Maybe I don't want to die after all.. you're kind of creepy.."