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This was done by Treynolds.
This is the first EscB clan movies. The script is far from done, this is a post for ideas and funny lines. Here is what we got so far:
Trailer...
The trailer is the first thing we will release and film. Anything in blue font will be used for the trailer. The trailer will basically be music and short clips of the prisoners escape (See attatched music at bottom). I was thinking that for the first bit of the trailer, it should look all epicky and serious, then we show the guy jumping off, then we make it seem like the finished movie will be a spoof. The beginning credits will go something like, "From EscB Studios..." "And in association with Hellriot films..." "Comes......" "PRISON BREAK"(Cue epic music). The final credits should be a black fade out with 'Coming in ____ of 2010" The music should time in with what the video is doing, epic music for epic parts, etc.Basic Layout The clip starts out with a news interview with each of the prisoners. The reporter will ask each one questions, such as "What did you do to get here", "Why did you do _____" etc.
Then, the clip will basically be a bunch of failed attempts to escape from that prison, tied together using either a plot which we have yet to make, or short clips strung together with static inbetween.
Funny Lines*Guy crawling through air vent* He suddenly stops and says "Okay! Stop spooning me !!!" in a "serious" voice.
Funny Scenes Blockmed's interview: The news people ask the question, "So why are you in jail... Blockmed...". He turns straight towards the camera and yells "I LIKE GUNS!!!". He whips out a default pistol and starts shooting randomly (bullets go behind the news camera). The cops yell "HEY" and three of them tackle him. He continues to yell "I KEEL YoO!!!" The scene then cuts instantly to the next interview.
Some prisoners are attempting to escape the prison by jumping off of the prison wall. One guy runs and takes a flying leap off the building (screaming, "YEA BABY!!" etc.). The chase cam and a faraway view are used, and the falling lasts about 10 seconds (exaggerated). Then the camera switches to a static view of the ground, as the prisoner hits the ground with a load thump (camera vibrates). After about 3 seconds, the guy says "I'-m o-k-a-y" (shaky voice, slightly muffled). Then, just as he finishes, (or even before) the other three prisoners land on him in quick succession: *Thump*, *Thump*....... *THUMP*. Lots of groaning. End scene. A prisoner has escaped his guards while inside the exercise yard. He runs towards the door, as the film goes into slow-mo. (Inspirational music plays). The prisoner runs towards the camera, with guards running far behind him. All of a sudden, a new guard comes out of no where and slams into the prisoner, knocking him out of the frame. The camera then switches to a shot of the prisoner on his stomach, with the cop standing over (or on) the prisoner. The prisoner says, "damn coppers" under his breath. End scene.
Last scene: The prisoners have all escaped from the prison successfully somehow. They all gather incognito around a hotel, maybe at a table (must be outside). The camera zooms in slowly as they converse silently (music is playing). Then the music cuts out and a prisoner says "Wait a second!!!". The camera zooms out extremely fast to show 3 or 4 police cars surrounding them with lots of cops (with guns). A siren wails once, cartoon style. Silence for 2 seconds. The same prisoner says, "Well, crap" The frame fades out in black. End
scene movie.
Funny Characters Blockmed- (pronouned like "Ackmed") the "alive" terrorist. He is in jail for carrying 8 illegal weapons on his person at once. In an airport terminal.
Music for the Movie/Trailer
"Prison Break"
"Hip-hop Tone"
"Coolest SMS"
Sound Effects...
"Sniper"
"Machine Gun"
"vehicleExplosion"Link for all of them:
http://www.mediafire.com/?sharekey=f8b0b785162f3af2bda4076e811714c8e3133ba94accf005a601da0f25e869f4Sorry I didn't have the link before, I was grounded before I could finish.