Sorry for double post, but script is done. It's slightly crappy, and very short since I had to think up something random and put it all together, in a few minutes, but I gues it's okay.
25 mins in History class
Characters: Students one, two, three, four, and a teacher
Sub: Alright, you little maggots, today we will be gluing glitter to pinecones.
Student 4: But this is History class…
<sub throws history book at student 4, knocking him unconscious>
Student1: What happened to our regular art teacher?
Sub: I burnt her house down last night because she said the pants I was wearing made my butt look big.
Student 3: WHO ARE YOU?!
Sub:(in a demonic voice) Your worst nightmare.
All students: <stare blankly into space for a few seconds>
Sub: NOW GET TO IT!
Student 3: Why does your face look like it was run over by a semi-truck and attacked by a mob of flying monkeys?
<camera zooms into the sub’s face, which changes to irritated. Screams are heard from student three, some odd sound effect plays, and the camera zooms back out with student 3 gone>
All students: <change face to terrified>
Student 1: So…um…where are the material-<sub throws sticky mass of sharp pinecones onto student 1’s face and down his throat, killing him>
<student 2 hides under desk in fetal position crying, while the substitute begins to walk slowly closer to the desk. <he screen fades to black and screams are heard from student 2>
<The credits roll>
