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tits or GTFO?

ts
33 (55%)
GTFO
27 (45%)

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Author Topic: army guy story  (Read 36082 times)

Bump. (I haven't played much part in the story, other than shout out about acouple incoming vehicles and a bomb. Mind if somone gives me an order... or something like that?)

Bump. (I haven't played much part in the story, other than shout out about acouple incoming vehicles and a bomb. Mind if somone gives me an order... or something like that?)
Just wait for the next mission.


heres your order
go give chucknorris a
pie



moarstoryaquired
theme: infection




incharecter:

MESSAGE RECIVED
RECIPETENT: ALL AVAILIBLE UNITS
SENDER: CMMND SKEL
....just got this audio file playing now


LT.jokeeres:Wheres PVT.Luca?
GSGT Arias: he probably wondered off hes always some-(inhuman wail)
Arias: DEAR GOD WHAT IS THAT?
jokeeres: ITS GOT LUCAS FACE
Arias: DONT STAND THERE KILL THE DAMN THING!
(m16 blast)
(spas-12 blast)
Arias:AAAAAAARRRRRRRHGG
Jokeeres: ARIAS!.......(m16 fire)
AAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCKKGAH
(odd fleshy noises)
(3 inhuman wails)
(.....LOG END.....)



so far we have lost every unit we send in to florcesca...a long time allied world with which we lost contact 5 standard weeks ago

ALL UNITS ARE TO INVESTIGATE
WE ARE HOT DROPPING DINNER TANKS AND A.H.E.M.P.S(pocket sized)
all units luanch by 0700

current surplus availible(out of combat)
dinner tanks:60
scouts:10
heavy  troops:80
all current trusted troops
skip flame nark etc
i will acompany the 3rd occupation force wave


nark,skip wave I
flame wave II
king of losers
myself wave III

status of WARGUY unknown



standard arms

dinner repeater


evaporation pistol

A.H.E.M.P(pocket version)

airdrops: SPNK-R rocket luanchers

creep grenades

im sending in 40 flamthrower squads
will be devided here:
WAVE I 10
WAVE II 10
WAVE III 20

DO I NEED TO REPEAT MYSELF?

MOVE OUT!

NEW MEMBER ALERT!
SAY HELLO TO PVT.KING
(king of losers)




vode an

King reporting for duty

*Salutes*

sometimes you will see me speek mando'a
for instance
Quote
vode an
or
Quote
mis' osik
you dont have to understand.....
if you want to look up
MANDO'A on wookiepedia
if you dont you can pretend to know wtf im saying if you want


« Last Edit: March 24, 2010, 11:01:30 PM by skelolego229 »