There is a loving wild turkey sitting outside my window

[skelolego229]

pick up yur printer and go BEZERK on the damn thing man!

[Ad Bot]

[Nymethus]

[Funny guy329]

Cook it to death

[Skyra]

Eat it.

[Blackchrome]

Why would you people be so cruel to such majestic fowl?

[Meekl]

I love how everyone suggests the same damn thing but differently worded.

[Dnitro]

Let Meekl handle it,

[Mr. Bill]

if you could get a video of a classic tree snare capturing that turkey, i will give you 1000 dollars.
no joke.

I accept your challenge.

[Hugums]

Raise it to behave like a turtle then name it tippy.

[Fizzles]

Get some bread or something to feed it.

Put the bread on the ground so it'll come by and eat it.

While it's distracted with the bread....

Get in real close....

Slowly....

Quietly....

Be a ninja....



Then dive on it, grab it by the throat, and snap it's neck with your bare hands.

Lunch.

Just like Bear Grylls would do <3

[MasterCookie]

I believe we just got trolled!

[SeventhSandwich]

I believe we just got trolled!

[Fizzles]

I believe quoting the exact post above mine has a point!

[Riot]

majestic

 Don't use that word unless its something truly Majestic.

[Daedalus]

Win the Bisjac competition.