PIRATES VS NINJAS!!!

[Madmitten]

You can't kill what you can't see, simple as that.

yeah, and ninjas can take you gun.
if you need an example, watch rush hour 1

Pirates have Rum enhanced vision, they can see through water and in the dark :D

through water eh?
that isnt true, if it was, pirates would be known for superior fishing skills.

Pirates are probably raping random men.

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[marlow]

So you voted for ninja?

Pirate gayraping. Pirate distracted. Pirate Dead.

[Dusty12]

we are talking bout ancient pirates versus ancient ninjas
not modern pirates versus ancient ninjas, thats just plain unfairwho says ninjas are too stupid to swim, and poke a hole in yo ship br0.

What are you talking about.
Ancient pirates come around the 1500's I think. Some Englishman, a privateer started it I think. Considering the OP's... intelligence, it's safe to assume he meant the iconic versions of the pirate.

[Tokthree]

'Tis what we do, pillage, plunder, rape & kill.

Besides, there's no "International run around in your pajamas like a ninja day", is there :V

[marlow]

There isn't is there.

Pirates all the way.

[Madmitten]

So you voted for ninja?

Pirate gayraping. Pirate distracted. Pirate Dead.

of course i voted for ninja
im a rookie ninja myself, no joke.

What are you talking about.
Ancient pirates come around the 1500's I think. Some Englishman, a privateer started it I think. Considering the OP's... intelligence, it's safe to assume he meant the iconic versions of the pirate.

well then he also means the iconic ninjer.
i have a blender which is named the NINJA, its slices stuff like a dream.
if i had a blender named the pirate, it'd be rusty, and would stall all the time.

'Tis what we do, pillage, plunder, rape & kill.

Besides, there's no "International run around in your pajamas like a ninja day", is there :V

we kill, and steal.
and if we arent supposed to kill you, we use our KO darts

[Tokthree]

i have a blender which is named the NINJA, its slices stuff like a dream.

Why the forget do you put your stuff in a blender? 

[marlow]

MeeeAAAh.


Don't kno' who to loving vote vote for.

[Dusty12]

The iconic version of the ninja is surreal. The fact still stands regardless of what the poll says, that you cannot dodge musketballs, especially spread type weapons like the Blunderbuss or Grape-shot cannonball.

[Nymethus]

The iconic version of the ninja is surreal. The fact still stands regardless of what the poll says, that you cannot dodge musketballs, especially spread type weapons like the Blunderbuss or Grape-shot cannonball.

But ninjas can.

[Madmitten]

Why the forget do you put your stuff in a blender? 

even if i did, it'd be mistaken for chocolate ice-cream if i added some ice

MeeeAAAh.


Don't kno' who to loving vote vote for.

NINJA
PIRATES CANT EVEN JUMP

The iconic version of the ninja is surreal. The fact still stands regardless of what the poll says, that you cannot dodge musketballs, especially spread type weapons like the Blunderbuss or Grape-shot cannonball.

you can easily dodge a cannon ball from far enough range, as for a shotgun, you got me there.
but seriously, its not like the pirate has enough time to react if his head is cut off before he sees the ninja

[Dusty12]

Where do you keep getting the idea ninjas are invisible? They may be highly skilled at stealth but they aren't loving invisible. If you're attentative, you can spot them.

[Madmitten]

Where do you keep getting the idea ninjas are invisible? They may be highly skilled at stealth but they aren't loving invisible. If you're attentative, you can spot them.

not when you are piss-drunk

[Nymethus]

and ninjas are too fast anyways.

[Dusty12]

not when you are piss-drunk

Pirates don't drink 24/7. Remember that's the only liquid that is drinkable onboard. If they wasted it all one night they'd suffer from dehydration while at sea. And Ninja's aren't the god-damn Flash. I'd like to see you outrun a bullet.