Poll

what is going to win in a fight

Pirates
82 (54.3%)
ninjas
69 (45.7%)

Total Members Voted: 151

Author Topic: PIRATES VS NINJAS!!!  (Read 13211 times)

They do carry at least 6 pistols. Go look it up. I never mentioned reload speed and I already clarified they're not drunk all the time.
it said some pirates carried mutliple guns, not 6 exactly, only blackbeard carried 6.
and besides, wouldnt it take a second to switch guns while you also have swords and stuff on you?
And besides all this, Pirates had wooden cannonballs set on fire.

Wave bye-bye to your incediary huts :3
wave bye bye to your wooden ship, because too much cannonfire makes the cannons heat up, and if that cannon is on the lower deck, it could make the top deck catch fire.

it said some pirates carried mutliple guns, not 6 exactly, only blackbeard carried 6.
and besides, wouldnt it take a second to switch guns while you also have swords and stuff on you?wave bye bye to your wooden ship, because too much cannonfire makes the cannons heat up, and if that cannon is on the lower deck, it could make the top deck catch fire.
At least is the term. It doesn't reference an exact amount. It says they carried up to six pistols.

I never said anything about firing the cannons non-stop, did I?  :cookieMonster:

I never said anything about firing the cannons non-stop, did I?  :cookieMonster:
yeah, I never said anything about ninjas living in huts,
and wooden cannon balls would explode as soon as you fire.

yeah, I never said anything about ninjas living in huts,
and wooden cannon balls would explode as soon as you fire.
Incorrect. The South used wooden cannoballs during the Civil War to make up for short supply of regular cannonballs.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYlQURvbgpo&feature=related

Incorrect. The South used wooden cannoballs during the Civil War to make up for short supply of regular cannonballs.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYlQURvbgpo&feature=related
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they told me in school that they used palmetto wooden ships to make cannon balls bounce right off.

Cannons have different calibres and sizes. Larger ships could punch through.

Cannons have different calibres and sizes. Larger ships could punch through.
its not like a pirateship is gonna pull right next to a singular ninja, fire, and kill him.
unlike a shotgun, you can totally see it coming.

its not like a pirateship is gonna pull right next to a singular ninja, fire, and kill him.
unlike a shotgun, you can totally see it coming.
No, but we've established we're talking about multiple ninjas, so a grape shot could kill most of them or at least clear their cover.

No, but we've established we're talking about multiple ninjas, so a grape shot could kill most of them or at least clear their cover.
if we are talking about an entire ship versus multiple ninjas on land, then ninjas can totally dodge a big ass cannon ball.
if I can dodge a chair being thrown at me, a ninja can dodge a cannon ball being shot at him

Not when we start using Grape-Shot, incendiary or explosives you can't

if we are talking about an entire ship versus multiple ninjas on land, then ninjas can totally dodge a big ass cannon ball.
if I can dodge a chair being thrown at me, a ninja can dodge a cannon ball being shot at him
Cannonballs are far faster than a chair. Try 50 miles per second.

Ninjas are cool and would win.

Ninjas are cool and would win.
England was "cool" at their time and did they beat us in the Revolution?

Ninjas are highly trained swift moving assassins, used to ambush during times of war, or on criminals.  They were real people and did not make those handicapped noises they are always using in kids shows.  

Pirates were almost always privateers who did not stop bombarding the coastal cities after being dismissed of their services to the country.  Most "pirates" we know today were simply privateers, like Captain Kidd.  Pirates were very well trained sailors, capable of taking on coastal cities with only a couple ships.  The "jolly roger" (skull and crossbones) was actually a signal that that ship had the plague and to avoid it at all costs, allowing the privateer or pirates easy access to the coastal cities.  Pirates, no longer being under order of the government would be locked up in prison if found, as they were now at peace with the towns they were destroying.
Pirates, unlike privateers, did not have to worry about their actions, so they spent alot of time drinking, plundering, raping, kidnaping, pillaging and fighting.  Pirates did not sing all that often, contrary to kids shows, but may have sung songs while sailing drunk.