I don't have a library cardBut do you mind if I check you out?I like your skeletal structure, babyYou're an ectomorph, no doubtYour face is real symmetricalAnd your nostrils are so niceI wish that I was cross-eyed girlSo I could see you twiceGirl, you smell like FritosThat's why I'm giving you this hungry stareYou're so hot, you're gonna meltThe elastic in my underwearI'll bet you're magically deliciousLike a bowl of Lucky CharmsYou'd look like Venus de MiloIf I just cut off your armsWhat I'm tryin' to say is...I wanna be your lover, babyI need somebody to loveYou know I just wanna be your lover, babyNow I need somebody to loveDo you believe in love at first sightOr should I walk by again?My love for you's like diarrheaI just can't hold it inStop, drop and roll now'Cause baby, you're on fireI'll bet your outfitMakes a lot of noise in the dryerYou're absolutely perfectDon't speak now, you might spoil itYour eyes are even bluerThan the water in my toiletSay, has anyone ever told youYou've got Yugoslavian hands?No, of course not, that would be stupidJust forget I ever brought it upThe point I'm trying to make is...I wanna be your lover, babyI need somebody to loveYou know I just wanna be your lover, babyNow I need somebody to loveI wanna be your KrakatoaLet my lava flow all over youI wanna be your anacondaAnd your heat-seeking missile tooI wanna be your beef burritoAm I making this perfectly clear?I wanna be your love torcreepAre you picking up the subtle innuendo here?Uh huhI hope I'm not being forwardBut do you mind if I chew on your butt?You can tell me truthfullyAm I a steamin' hunk of love now, or what?There just aren't enough o's in "smooth"To describe how smooth I amMaybe you've seen my pictureIt's in the dictionary under "Kablaam!"My lips are registered weaponsCan I invade your personal space?You must have fallen from heavenThat would explain how you messed up your faceWell, how'd you get through security?'Cause baby, you're the bombI'd like to take you home right nowSo you can meet my momBecause I...I wanna be your lover, babyI need somebody to loveYou know I just wanna be your lover, babyNow I need somebody to loveGirl, you must be JamaicanBecause Jamaican me crazyGirl, you must be JamaicanBecause Jamaican me crazyI wanna be your lover, babyI need somebody to loveYou know I just wanna be your lover, babyNow I need somebody to love
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Me: You're hot. Some chick: forget you. Me:... Some chick: Ugh* Me: What about that forget you promised!? *richards
My snake hurts, can you kiss it better?
Which reminds me, I need to do that soon. It's been nearly 6 hours
Not in your pants.
Too late. :(
I told you not to eat that grape.
