Author Topic: Cool pickup lines.  (Read 11659 times)


"Not if I switch into maximum overdrive!!"
I knew I should have gotten the turbo.

"Excuse me, do you mind if I put my floppy disk in your disk drive? Well actually, by then it will be a hard drive."

His is generic
It's not a pick up line, I was making a bad joke.

"did you fall from heaven, cause you must have landed on your face"

"Excuse me, do you mind if I put my floppy disk in your disk drive? Well actually, by then it will be a hard drive."

"01011001011011110111010101100 00001110010011001010010000001 10100001101111011101000010110 00010000001101100011001010111 01000110000001110011001000000 11001100111010101100011011010 1100100001"

:D

and if she understands that, she must be a computerer, and if she is a computerer, then she can't find anybody but you :D

THERE'S A PARTY IN MY PANTS, AND YOU'RE INVITED

and if she understands that, she must be a computerer, and if she is a computerer, then she can't find anybody but you :D


I'm as fly as the next hamburger

"Next to me, you might not look so ugly."

"Someone just hung vacancy signs on your asses, and my foot's looking for a room."


(Put on tuxedo, create goatee, put on sunglasses and walk into bar.)

Hi, I'm looking for my impersonator known as Robert Downey Jr.

"Getting in your pants is gonna be easier than I was when I lost my virginity."