Cool pickup lines.

[IkeTheGeneric]

"Hey! Your not my mom"

[Ad Bot]

[King of losers]

You're going to be a child enthusiast.

Good thing thats a quote from a show!  

[Metal Axe On Fire]

"Is it just me, or is your metal axe on fire?"

[Sebster 105]

"Nice legs, what time do they open"
"Need milk with that?"
"Rockets on standby"

[Slugger]

"Now now, the Kyle train is about to start, want to hop aboard?"

[tay104]

"Hey, do you want to come home with me?"

if yes, take her home

if no:

"Alright, that's cool.  So, blah blah blah..."

If you plant the idea of coming home with you, there is the possibility she will just need to warm up to you a bit and start flirting and eventually you will bed her or at the very least get her number, just do everything nonchalantly.  Worse thing that happens is she openly rejects you(aka mace).

[Thorax]

My F150 has 5 cup holders!

Oh wait, I'm doing it wrong.

[GenaralSkar]

My F150 has 5 cup holders!

Oh wait, I'm doing it wrong.

My moms truck holds 5 people, yet has 8 cup holders.

[Thorax]

Is this better?

[Makingblah]

"Hey babe, wanna get LUCKY!?"

"I wanna put my thingy into your thingy."

They work 90% of the time, trust me.

[GenaralSkar]

"It's wet outside, I'm wet, you wanna get wet?"

[DracoSoul]

I remember this time at lunch, this girl sat next to my friend, he didn't know her. He asked, "Wanna bang?" she said "With you? Noooooooooooo!"

It was hilarious.

[JamestheLeet]

"Wanna see a magic trick"

[NinjaMaster]

"My socks are having a party, your pants want to come down?" 

[Meekl]

"Is it just me, or is your metal axe on fire?"

oh my god will you stop obsessing over metal axes that somehow caught on fire
you can't set metal on fire doi