Cool pickup lines.

[Ector]

"I've got balls of steel."

[Ad Bot]

[GenaralSkar]

Just remembered this one.
There's a lawsuit in my pants and you've been summonsed.

[mrlolop]

"I like your hips, perfect for birthing my mutant alien pirate babies. Did I mention that I have 3 balls?"

[snugglebear212]

"wanna get a pizza and forget"

• "yes"-"ALRIIIGHT. lets forget first"
• "no"-"what you don't like pizza"
• "sure but i don't like pizza."OR"i already had pizza"-"cheap date"[li/]
  

[Moybus]

"Hey look, I'm desperate enough to use pick up lines! Love me!!!"

[Tokthree]

"Stick it in your pooper"

[Slugger]

"Hey look, I'm desperate enough to use pick up lines! Love me!!!"

Greatest pickup line.

[Tom Gunn]

Das Bo Schitt

[Wynd_Fox]

Pick up what? Hay? Why do you need a line for that? Just use a pitchfork dummyhead.

[General Nick]

Why is there always someone like you so beautiful?

[Wynd_Fox]

"I'm stronger than I look. Better looking, too."

[Tom Gunn]

"Not if I switch into maximum overdrive!!"

[DracoSoul]

I'm stronger than I look, and I look pretty damn good.


A most excellent line.

[Tom Gunn]

"I'm stronger than I look. Better looking, too."

I'm stronger than I look, and I look pretty damn good.


A most excellent line.

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[Wynd_Fox]

Mine makes you sound like an idiot.