Cool pickup lines.

[Jetlok]

YOU HAVE A richard. YOU ARE NOT A WOMEN.

WANNA love ANYWAYS

[Ad Bot]

[BlydeBadger]

"Allow me to stick my snake in your vagina."
"I want to dig for gold."

[Mr.LoLHaX]

1. Greeting
2. ????
3. Hot butt secks.

[Solid]

I know.
;D

;O

[Dodger]

"Hello, I'm a nice guy, so I never get any action, can I have hot love please? I bought you flowers!"

[Rathgarf]

"I could disappear at any moment. Make out with me, just in case."

[Parallel]

Do you know karate? 'Cause your body's kickin'.

[King of losers]

 

That tiny hill is my snake!

[Fizzles]

"Better call the ghostbusters because you're about to get slimed"

[Parallel]

"Better call the ghostbusters because you're about to get slimed"

Lol'd.

[Raeyok]

My friend came up with this "turn-down line":

"If I had a nickel for every penny you're worth



I'd have two nickels."

[Brickman]

"Baby I’ll treat you like my homework — I’ll slam you on the table and do you all night long"

Meh

[Skip]

"Baby I’ll treat you like my homework — I’ll slam you on the table and do you all night long"

Meh

Lool.

[ShadowsfeaR]

"Who the forget are you? Wanna do it? (insert smiley faec here)."

[Fizzles]

"I'd love to date you but you appear to be showing feverish conditions."