Cool pickup lines.

[Sabbin]

Help! The FBI is trying to take my snake! Quick! I need somewhere to hide it! HELP MEEEE!!!1!

That one is actually kind of funny.

[Ad Bot]

[snugglebear212]

im horny

[IkeTheGeneric]

im rather thorny

Quite so.

[Raeyok]

"Excuse me miss, do you have a Band-Aid? I scraped my knee falling for you."

...what

[Solid]

"Is it getting hot in here? Or is it just you?"
"Did i just die and go to heaven? Cause you must be an angel."
Both of those are proven to work at least 70% of the time.

Others:
"Quick! someone call the cops.Because you stole my heart."
"I've seen allot of hot people, you're the hottest."
"Someone get a bucket! Because you're on fire."
"I bought some beautiful flowers, but they weren't as beautiful as you."

Those are all corny.

[Swholli]

I used to run a soup kitchen in my pants. Give you a little soup, woo you after.

[snugglebear212]

Quite so.

indeed

[tapemaster21]

I used to run a soup kitchen in my pants. Give you a little soup, woo you after.

Oh my. Star Trek is great. :D

[GenaralSkar]

"Put some pants on! Oh wait, that's your face."

[snugglebear212]

"you got the body that makes my richard quiver"

[IkeTheGeneric]

"Put some pants on! Oh wait, that's your face."

I'll use that one on this ugly dude from school.

His nose is longer then his attention span.

[DracoSoul]

His nose is longer then his attention span.

Best Quote of 2010

[IkeTheGeneric]

Best Quote of 2010

No seriously, it looks like his nostril chambers have big marbles in them.

His nose looks likes a richard :P

[goobler402]

Those are all corny.

I know.
;D

[Madmitten]

"you got the body that makes my richard quiver"

you're a ten year old girl
you know nothing about pickup lines