How to get kicked out of a mall/store/walmart/etc.

[raptor360]

 Wear a creepy costume that looks like G-Man and recite this Half Life 2 Beta Phrase " Well, well. Isn't this just like... Old Times?

[Ad Bot]

[nienhaus1]

Go up to a work and say someone craped in a toilet (you) and say you need them to fish it out with there mouth.And make sure you can pick them up.So you can take them there.And make them eat it or you file a complaint or sue.

[Sarge]

Go to the gun department (if one is present) and ask where the anti-depressants are.

[raptor360]

Go to the gun department (if one is present) and ask where the anti-depressants are.

Depressed guy:Hey where's all the anti-depressants? Gun-Store Owner:Oh, they're those snipers over there. Depressed guy:Oh, ok <Sniper shot, short screams follow> Guns-Store Owner:HAHA!

[ultimamax]

333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart

That's what I was thinking of when I made this.

[Rughugger]

You people are making this way to difficult. Just walk into the store, go to the nearest counter, grab a pack of gum and in a loud voice say "Damn the Monarchy! Gum should be free for all!" And see how far you get before they stop you.

[pixl]

Go streaking

leave a trail of condoms

Go to the games section and piss on Modern Warfare 2

say rude comments really loud about the pear shaped body of the lady in front of you while waiting in line.

write words using turds

Drive one of those kiddie jeeps into the dairy isle

Walk around with your Wang hangin out your fly

[Manga]

1. Capture some Headcrabs.
2. Go to the store.
3. Let them go.
4. ???
5. Profit.

Have fun!

[raptor360]

1. Capture some Headcrabs.
2. Go to the store.
3. Let them go.
4. ???
5. Profit.

Have fun!

There's a Headcrab Plague mod for gmod that lets headcrabs infect people

[Madmitten]

start a fire in a bathroom trash can
grab 1 ps3, 1 xbox, and break the glass and steal your favorite games.
run the forget out, watch security burn alive as they try to catch you, watch everyone inside burn alive.
and then rage because you forgot your klondike bars

[Burger]

I was at the mall pretty much playing hide and seek with my friends, and they kicked us out for running around + being to young to be in the mall at that time. 

[NinjaMaster]

Run around with your pants on your face yelling "procrastination across the nation!" That's how my best friend got banned from maceys.

[WhoDa?]

1. get acid and poison
2. put it into something eatable
3. wait for someone to buy it
4. stalk the person until they eat the stuff
5 ????
6. profit!

[Burple]

Play a round of bowling with the Pringles cans and the shopping cart.

[Raeyok]

Use the P.A. system to announce your presence.

(This next one doesn't really count as getting "kicked out," since you're already outside, but...)

Get a stuffload of shopping carts and connect them in a circle around someone's car.

Casually stride into the break room/employees only area and see how far you get before someone notices.

Take a remote-controlled toy car big enough to hold a smoke ball and put a lit smoke ball inside it, then proceed to drive it around the store.