EDIT: It also says "There is New Jersey/DMV to be paid." Or something. I just used an online translator. Although, I find it strange that the sentence structure is EXACTLY the same as in English. That never happens with Spanish.
oh god lol nope
also I really don't care if you start speaking spanish because I know spanish, too
"There is hell to pay" or something close.
I assume it's referring to the beatdown you are going to give your parents.
bingo
edit: part 1 of my revenge plan on my parents is already in action
after they went to sleep I snuck into the office and killed the desktop's Internet connection
have fun not being able to send or receive emails, starfishs
side note: my iPod just tried to autocorrect "starfishs" to "adenoids"