If there's a word for "beyond irate," that's what I am right now. If you don't know what "irate" means,
here, I did your homework for you.
So this has to be one of the worst days, if not
the stufftiest day, at work I've
ever had. My dad's pissed at me for the sake of being pissed at me, as he seems to do a lot, and my mom's pissed at me for being pissed at the world. (Let's see how many times I can say "pissed" in
one, loving, sentence!) I haven't a loving clue from where my currently splitting headache came. And on top of all that, I just dropped my phone in water and it started flipping stuff, vibrating nonstop and flashing a red light at me. I'm pretty sure it's dead and now I have to go through all the customer "service" stuff to get the same one for free. I've done it before, it's just that customer "service" reps tend to be.. hmm, well, how should I say this... loving tight-assed morons? Yeah that works.
Oh, I almost forgot; first off, I haven't seen my girlfriend in over a month because she's been in South Dakota (which is not what I'm mad about). I asked her if she wanted to hang out this weekend and what was her response?
I'm sorry, but I can't hang out this weekend. My mom is being herself right now and said no, as I kind of expected.
Her mom is a loving bitch and it's a surprise if she allows her daughter to hang out with her boyfriend for even half an hour.
I don't think I've ever meant it more when I say
forget
my
life.
loving love the new title btw. It's so hilarious.
Also server.
Oh yeah, and then there's my handicapped loving piss-poor excuse for a computer.
tl;dr:
1. loving read it you lazy bastard.
2. It would be incredibly stupid of you to get on my bad side right now.
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