Space Station 13: *gasp*CENTRATION (SS3D)!

[Feep]

Do NOT go to the D2K5 forums.

I got 5 trojans/keyloggers/System32 deleters.

It took me three hours to fix up my compy.

Also, it attacks Java and Windows media player, using them both to open up several viruses.

Erika removed it.

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[Aphtonites]

I am proud to say i've just experienced my best round as AI ever.
It was a forced AI malfunction round, and elsylwyr/some admin was assisting me into destroying the crew, the admin shouted that i was malfunctioning on radio, and i was saying stuff like "I control your lives, i will consume your lives, i will consume EVERYTHING" "RUN RUN COWARD" "BEWARE I LIVE" and he spawned a load of killbots in my upload, once i killed half the crew, the captain tried breaking into my upload with an RCD, along with all other heads, the admin declared that i activated a self destruct sequence and a nuke was spawned on the station, and it will explode in ten minutes.
The crew were like "oh we're forgeted" and tried to kill me, they bombed me, but i was still alive, but they killed me.

Until the admin revived me, and i began singing still alive with ss13 stuff mixed into it and then, once all the crew was exausted and hurt, the admin announced it was all a ai malfunction test from centcom and the shuttle was actually what was being called, not a nuke explosion.


My name was MAINFRAME, it's now going to be the name i use as ai all the time now

[?]

I need d2k5 alcohol recipes.

[Feep]

Hey guys, i'm thinking of making a d2k5 games topic or in off topics.

Scince I am joining their community full time, they host minecraft, SS13, and a few other games.

And i've got to know erika a bit better, she's pretty cool.

[?]

How to ruin the superclean bonus.
1. Shuttle is about to leave and the station is superclean.
2. stuff outside the shuttle right before it leaves so there's no time to clean it up.
3. ???
4. OGM U cigaretteERT U RUNED DA HISORCE

[Dropshock]

For christ sake lol
I was a security officer and doing my normal patrols when some guy stopped and slowly confessed he was a rev. Just when I was about to stun him and drag him off to the brig, some guy knocked me out and I heard a flash so I assumed I was going to become a rev, and I was fine with that.
It took a little while, but then all of the sudden some loving friend starts beating me over the god damn head with a fire extinguisher when I was still knocked out and kills me, I was like "WHAT THE forget". Now I'm just sitting here watching him.

[Joekirk]

For christ sake lol
I was a security officer and doing my normal patrols when some guy stopped and slowly confessed he was a rev. Just when I was about to stun him and drag him off to the brig, some guy knocked me out and I heard a flash so I assumed I was going to become a rev, and I was fine with that.
It took a little while, but then all of the sudden some loving friend starts beating me over the god damn head with a fire extinguisher when I was still knocked out and kills me, I was like "WHAT THE forget". Now I'm just sitting here watching him.

Security officers cannot become revs, thats probably why he started beating you with the fire extinguisher.

[Dropshock]

Security officers cannot become revs, thats probably why he started beating you with the fire extinguisher.

Oh, they cant? Damn I thought they could
That's bullstuff, it was pretty much at the beginning of the round so I couldn't do stuff the entire time.

[Aphtonites]

I won my first traitor round on my own!
My objective was to kill the clown, it was pretty easy.
I was the boxer, i went down and spawned an energy sword and a detomatix cartrige [I blew my own PDA up with it on accident, ow]
And then the clown came to the boxing ring and wanted to fight, we fought, but i got my energy sword and tried to slash him, but i failed, he ran away.
And then once he ruined my identification by screaming about it on radio, thankfully, there was a swarm of assistants onboard that kept trying to kill the barman, but a botanist was doing it too, so for bonus points, i knocked the botanist out, slashed him with my energy sword somewhere quiet, but then the AI screamed i was killing him.
The RD came along and stole my energy sword, but i got away with the botanist's ID and his jumpsuit, suprisingly, i actually managed to find a gas mask and blend in with everyone else, suddenly, i find the clown near the chapel, i knock him out and throw him outside the escape airlocks, the rest of the round was for survival now, and i did survive, althought the RD beat everyone on the escape shuttle and fullfilled someone else's traitor objective.
Worst security ever

[LegendZ]

D2 up yay

[Watcher In The Myst]

hao2poo and get on d2 guys

[Nepthan]

Protip: Attack them when they dont expect it, the energy sword stuns them, then steal their headset and hack away.

Then either space the sword, or if you were smart and using gloves, hide it in a wardrobe.

[Proog]

Protip: Attack them when they dont expect it, the energy sword stuns them, then steal their headset and hack away.

Then either space the sword, or if you were smart and using gloves, hide it in a wardrobe.

It would be quicker to hit them multiple times then to take the headset off, then continue bashing away.

[Watcher In The Myst]

need this answered quick, how do I steal IDs off corpses

[Joekirk]

need this answered quick, how do I steal IDs off corpses

Click and drag them onto yourself.