Poll

Idea: Space Nazis in ss13, yes or no?

Yep
No

Author Topic: Space Station 13: *gasp*CENTRATION (SS3D)!  (Read 685730 times)

Dr. Kazantsky says, "PUSSTY"


By the way, Draco, have you seen any off the following on a server?

Dag Terri, Robert Greene, Jacob Strider, Danny Dragonbreath
Lol fourth is from a children's book





Maybe I don't feel like playing. Maybe I don't even have the game installed.

How did you get captain? When you don't know what you should be doing.That basically sums up a bunch of peoples doings.
http://ss13.donglabs.com/index.php?title=Main_Page
Read that for stuff on what you should be doing.


I randomly got chosen as the captain;
Here's a summary of what happened.
Get spawned. Grab my stuff, forget around with the teleporter.
Teleport into a window. AI awesomely tells everyone I'm stuck in a window.
Get out of the window. Stumble my way back to my office.
Grab a soda IRL. Get forgeted over while I was getting the soda, and die.
Get cloned. Stumble my way back to my office AGAIN.
Get stuck outside of my office.
And that's where I am now.
Edit:
Oh, before I teleported into a window I murdered my cat.

so after my internals god robbed off of me when I died I got knocked out because i couldnt breathe as someone from blockland (Dunno who) was talking to me. I think he dragged me over to the cloning place again.

so after my internals god robbed off of me when I died I got knocked out because i couldnt breathe as someone from blockland (Dunno who) was talking to me. I think he dragged me over to the cloning place again.

I feel your pain.
I spawned to be ALMOST killed by a traitor, managed to get away and what my good luck happened was gone. I accidently set off a fire alarm, had no way to go but back to teh shuttle spawn, luckily a medic was there and patched me up, then the traitor came again and stunned me AND the medic. I got pissed off so I logged off.

TIME TO TRY THAT SPACE FIGHTING GAME

I'm still knocked out.
What the forget.
...and I hear gunshots. IM THE loving CAPTAIN, SAVE ME WITH YOUR FUTURISTIC MEDICAL THINGS.
edit: ohk the round ended

Wow. Some people are absolute richards.
I was playing a nuclear emergency round, I was operative #3. Operative #2 walks up and takes the uplink, buys a cloak, puts the link in his backpack, sneaks up behind me and busts a point-blank cap in my spine. I was then pistol whipped to death and thrown out the mass driver.


On another note , I was the Captain and an engineer flys by, solutes me and heads west. I salute back, unbuckle, walk to my storage and see him breaking my window down. "So predictable" I say and shoot him with my antiuqe laser pistol, he flys away. Then all equipment is taken away and he chokes in space and dies.

I'm still knocked out.
What the forget.
...and I hear gunshots. IM THE loving CAPTAIN, SAVE ME WITH YOUR FUTURISTIC MEDICAL THINGS.
edit: ohk the round ended
Sorry drop they kept pulling you away from me while i was trying to heal you. God damn idiots dont know how to save people they only know how to kill them. You were only suffocating and i was trying to drag you to a place with air but people kept stunning me and dragging you away.


Basic overview of SS13

You are going to die. End of story. This game is very complicated and chances are you will get greifed by some friend with a toolbox.

Steps to not dieing

1.Have internals on or easily accessed. This will save your life because 9 times out of 10 you will end up suffocating because some jerk broke a hole in the station.

2.Be wary of anyone who gets near you even if they are your friends. They could be traitors who have to kill you to complete their objectives.

3.Do not i repeat do not run around randomly hitting people and locking them into lockers and stuff.

4.Do not go near space tiles or into space without proper gear. This means you need a space suit a helmet AND internals. As well as some way to save yourself if you float away from the station.

5.Anyone who follows you around long enough probably wants to kill you and will do such as soon as you are alone with them

6.Security on this station is a pice of stuff and will not help you even if you are 2 feet from them. Almost the entire station will watch someone die in front of them and nothing will happen.

7.Don't be a god damn hero and run into a group of syndicate. Please it doesn't help anything that they have one less person to worry about and chances are that no one will revive you in a sydie round.
« Last Edit: July 01, 2010, 10:04:13 PM by JJA0 »

needs moar killer plants and wat2do incase of martians