Space Station 13: *gasp*CENTRATION (SS3D)!

[JJA0]

Normal person reaction in this game

See guy with revolver.
1. Run away
2. Totally ignore it and don't tell anyone.

See someone getting killed by guy with revolver
1. Run away
2. Ignore it

Get attacked by guy with revolver
1. run around the room they are in
2. Get killed while screaming for help

Find dead body
1.Loot
2.Space
or
1.Loot
2.Drag to medbay

Supposed to clone someone
1.take all valuable objects off of body
2.Clone
3.Deny taking valuables and misuse objects

Get attacked by random person
1.whine about greifer in ooc
2.If they recover spend rest of game hunting whoever beat them.

Security sees some guy in secluded location/maintenance
1.stun with intent on harm
2.loot
3.brig
3a.never set timer

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[OneWithFire]

Lol, i go onto the gibbed server, and for some reason everyone has to ask and/or say

OHEY R U ONEWITHFIER FRUM BLOCKLAND FORUMS?!

[Nepthan]

How does I shot stuff poo

[?]

How does I shot stuff poo

First you have to eat something.
"Say "*poop"
Then you should leave a pile of brown on the floor.

[OneWithFire]

How does I shot stuff poo

Eat food

Take off all clothes

type *poo or /poo, i forgot.


Also, if you throw the wad of stuff thats in the middle of the stain, it splatters on people or the floor.


Beware, dont stuff too much, or you'll be stunned, and you will have your ass surgically removed.


Also, dont drink 5 mountain poos in a row, you you'll litterally stuff yor ass off.

[?]

Pooping too much without a butt will make you explode.

[Nepthan]

Using hyperspace on the segways kills kittens.

Please, think of the kittens.

[?]

Using hyperspace on the segways kills kittens.

Please, think of the kittens.

What's hyperspace?

[Frontrox]

Using hyperspace on the segways kills kittens.

Please, think of the kittens.

How to use?

[Nepthan]

Press 5 on numpad while moving on it.

You have to have numlock disabled though

[Nepthan]

Double toast

How the forget are you supposed to arrest someone when they are running around like a chicken with it's head cut off?

[Proog]

So I was playing detective yesterday.

Some guy named Jim refused to not use the Segways and all he did was try and ram me.

THEN THE CLOWN STOLE MY COAT. I was running after the clown, and somehow Jim disarmed me, and spaced my 38. Revolver.

What a friend.

[nickbond1]

chriz host the goddam server now, I don't care if it will hurt you just do it.

[Proog]

EAT A GEORGE MELON
GO BLIND AND FALL OVER EVERYTHING

[mrlolop]

EAT A GEORGE MELON
GO BLIND AND FALL OVER EVERYTHING

*NAME* tripped over the george melon that he already ate!