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Idea: Space Nazis in ss13, yes or no?

Yep
No

Author Topic: Space Station 13: *gasp*CENTRATION (SS3D)!  (Read 739060 times)

Who was signing up for admin?


LLA server just got an update. Yay.

They got a library.
They got a new cafeteria and chef area.
They got a botany and plants.
They have admins that don't ban you for killing someone if you have a good reason.

LLA server just got an update. Yay.

They got a library.
They got a new cafeteria and chef area.
They got a botany and plants.
They have admins that don't ban you for killing someone if you have a good reason.
/Fanfare

/Fanfare
I cant get on gibbed so i will try to get you onto lla.

Simple.

Yo, can you retrieve Namg? The body is at the western AI sattalite.

LLA? ok I'll go there

FFFF- some starfish in a space suit eletrocuted the seed dispencer and I died from it
« Last Edit: September 07, 2010, 05:46:36 PM by masterockets »

LLA is pure stuff i got locked up for doing nothing the stuff security is doing this to everyone the hos is a  6 year old cigarette saying you said mondays!


Being a Captain traitor having to kill Security is easy as hell.
You: Hey, you, yea my targ- I mean officer. You're my bodyguard, enjoy.
Guard: Alright.
You: *takes to bridge*
=I did this once before for style points.=
Guard/Target: So being the Captain is a cool job?
Me:Yep.
Me: But you know what's better?
=This is the point when he told me on OOC post-round he became alarmed=
Me: Being the Captain, AND a traitor!
*Tases guard repeatedly and stabs him to death with my energy sword*

Being a Captain traitor having to kill Security is easy as hell.
You: Hey, you, yea my targ- I mean officer. You're my bodyguard, enjoy.
Guard: Alright.
You: *takes to bridge*
=I did this once before for style points.=
Guard/Target: So being the Captain is a cool job?
Me:Yep.
Me: But you know what's better?
=This is the point when he told me on OOC post-round he became alarmed=
Me: Being the Captain, AND a traitor!
*Tases guard repeatedly and stabs him to death with my energy sword*
Oh, haha.

I can do better,

You're supposed to kill them in complete suprise like that, but you have to kidnap, and kill crew in disposal so that noone actually notices that they're missing.
And pretty much assassinate all threats, such as people who are known to randomly grief.
It's easy.

Before I murdered him I lockdowned the bridge, after I murdered him I took his body and repeatedly stabbed it all over the bridge, leading to the HoP's office then down the disposal where I destroyed his body, cause, you know, leaving his body would be a dead (Get it, dead) giveaway that I murdered him.



Another round I was the HoP (With all access, obviously) and I had to kill a miner. I killed my other two targets first, then I went looking for the miner. I find him, "Well, i'm not getting through that armor if I attack him..." I thought. Then, out of the blue, "Fridge! I want to be a structural engineer!" yells the miner. I take him to the desk...im: What about it?


Him: Thanks.
Me: Wait! What about the suit?
Him: What about it?
Me: What if I make a new miner, but no suits are available?
Him: Hmm, you're right, but I need it for repairs.
Me: I'll get you a space suit, follow me.
*Walks to E.V.A.*
*He takes off the R.I.G. suit after I closed the blast doors*
Me: You fell for my trap, nice job.
Him: Wha-
*stabs him in the head with my sword, then spaces the body*
« Last Edit: September 08, 2010, 06:53:42 PM by Jacob/Lee »

Before I murdered him I lockdowned the bridge, after I murdered him I took his body and repeatedly stabbed it all over the bridge, leading to the HoP's office then down the disposal where I destroyed his body, cause, you know, leaving his body would be a dead (Get it, dead) giveaway that I murdered him.
Nice, but I would've just threw him into space so only an astronaught could possibly find him.

Nice, but I would've just threw him into space so only an astronaught could possibly find him.
Why take that chance when there is a perfectly good body destroyer a few feet away?

Why take that chance when there is a perfectly good body destroyer a few feet away?
The servers I usually goon don't have a functioning furnace.
:C
I would probably throw it in a toxin filled monkey pen, and act like I just found it mysteriously on fire with a dead security guard.
Don't forget your space cleaner, though.