Space Station 13: *gasp*CENTRATION (SS3D)!

[Proog]

Honk honk page 300.
Years of research and clown abuse finally paid off.

Yes I shamelessly waited for this.

[Ad Bot]

[Madmitten]

That kind of thing isn't usually reported unlike massive acid related death.

but i knock people out and feed them stuffs
and steal IDs
and make people breathe toxins
and stuff

[Proog]

I once was an Assistant, found a toy sword, ran around with it, rammed into the HoS and Captain with it occasionally, and goofed around while beating up a cluwne in general.

Fun stuff.

[Madmitten]

I once was an Assistant, found a toy sword, ran around with it, rammed into the HoS and Captain with it occasionally, and goofed around while beating up a cluwne in general.

Fun stuff.

if there are no good positions open i just sign as an assistant
and then forget the police

[Feep]

I don't love him,but he's a pretty cool guy,plays SS13 and doesnt afraid of anything

damn straight, i trolled rathen and got perma'd from all gibbed servers.
he was so mad he ranted on the IRC i heard.

[Nepthan]

o lawd, don't dissolve pills that make smoke into a beaker of sulfuric acid

[Feep]

D2K5 is back up, to celebrate me and aphtonites will be causing shenanigans

[Jorici]

D2K5 is back up, to celebrate me and aphtonites will be causing shenanigans

What is so special about D2K5?

[frogger3140]

I've seen worse.
One time an admin put goatse on the screen, but I just left up to that point because I think someone released infinate explosions.

Either way they're pretty cool when the admin busses aren't over the limit.

I remember that goatse.

[kanew2000]

I've seen worse.
One time an admin put goatse on the screen, but I just left up to that point because I think someone released infinate explosions.

Either way they're pretty cool when the admin busses aren't over the limit.

Someone put goatse on,but then it went away and an admin came on and was like "wait there was goatse,k."


and put pictures of puppies and stuff on the screen.


Another time the area in front of medbay got FILLED with Guardbuddies,then the admin started playing some robotic techno music and put pictures of guardbuddies (Drawn,not the sprite,it looked pretty cool.) on the screen,and then the guardbuddies moved a long distance and probably raped the forget out of someone for some reason because there was a guy on the floor in handcuffs.

[Jenxas]

What is so special about D2K5?

minimal admin bussing

[Frontrox]

I durped

[Jacob/Lee]

The admins are asses sometimes.

They do funny stuff, though. Like, on a nuke round, I was a syndicate and I killed the Captain within 5 minutes and he was still in his quarters, right as I was dragging his body out the door from the bridge because security was coming, the admins made me fat. Fat so I couldn't fit in my space suit, and I had to fight to the death against all the morons that attacked me.

I managed to kill 4 officers and some 8 civilians, even as an obese, slow syndicate with nothing but a revolver, e-sword and energy gun. I ran laps around the bridge until I finally became slim and flew to the syndicate shuttle (because another picked up the disk and left) to see him standing by the bomb, for the past 9 minutes and never armed it. He claims he "encountered unexpected problems" while he was flying away.

tl;dr
Admins are silly.

[Nepthan]

Wow, some dumbass traitor chemist tried to melt me with an acid shooting fire extinguisher, but I closed some doors and he ran into the spray that bounced off the doors and melted himself.
SCIENCE!

[Lugnut]

Aperture science, because Apertures are doorways.