Space Station 13: *gasp*CENTRATION (SS3D)!

[kanew2000]

I got banned for killing the clown.

How 2 make shambling abomination?

be changeling

get enough DNA

Enter Horror Form

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[Frontrox]

The Uranium,totally a scientist: I see.
The Uranium,totally a scientist begins bashing head against desk.
The Uranium,totally a scientist ends the act.
Prof. Frontrox mixes cum and poo, it explodes violintly
The Uranium,totally a scientist is knocked down along with Prof. Frontrox!
The Uranium,totally a scientist: GOD DAMNIT WHAT DID YOU DO THIS TIME
Prof. Frontrox: Sorry
Prof. Frontrox dumps poly acid on a monkey
The Uranium,totally a scientist mixes blood and Unstable Mutagen in a beaker. Nothing happens.
The Uranium,totally a scientist dumps it on a monkey and suddenly the monkey is a human.
Prof. Frontrox: Nicely done
The Uranium,totally a scientist: ok how does this mutagen w-
The Uranium,totally a scientist accidentally spills unstable mutagen on himself mixed with monkey blood(?).
The Uranium,totally a scientist: OH SHI-
The Uranium,totally a scientist turns into a monkey.
Prof. Frontrox: NOO!
The Uranium,totally a scientist chimpers
The Uranium,totally a scientist chimpers
The Uranium,totally a scientist chimpers
Prof. Frontrox takes scientist to genetics
Prof. Frontrox: FIX THIS MAN
The Uranium,totally a scientist chimpers and holds up a sign saying "SLE#PER"
Prof. Frontrox: What?
Prof. Frontrox: Why the sleeper?
The Uranium,totally a scientist: In an emergency, you can be understood by someone in a sleeper. You can also understand humans while in a sleeper. Should the Geneticist grab you and try to drag you somewhere, this is why.
The Uranium,totally a scientist: from the SS13 wiki
Prof. Frontrox: okaaay
Prof. Frontrox puts scientists into a sleeper
The Uranium,totally a scientist: Remember that thing I did with the monkey?
The Uranium,totally a scientist: Do it but with your blood instead of my blood
Prof. Frontrox: oh yes
Prof. Frontrox mixes unstable mutagen with my blood and spalshes it on scientist
The Uranium,totally a scientist: By the way,don't exract the blood from your snake
The Uranium,totally a scientist: flaegeag
The Uranium,totally a scientist turns into a human
Prof. Frontrox: Whoops
Prof. Frontrox: i gave you snake blood
Prof. Frontrox: why?
The Uranium,totally a scientist gets aids
The Uranium,totally a scientist: GOD DAMNI-
Prof. Frontrox: sorry
The Uranium,totally a scientist gets Space Aids.
The Uranium,totally a scientist takes Toxic damage from Space Aids and gets Cosborrhea
The Uranium,totally a scientist: Pokemaahn
The Uranium,totally a scientist: You know they just don't know bout that jazz music
Prof. Frontrox: Lol
Prof. Frontrox: RUN!
The Uranium,totally a scientist: Don't come up much anymore
Prof. Frontrox dons a bio suit and oxy supply
The Uranium,totally a scientist: Why don't you try this jazz record?
Prof. Frontrox: No!
The Uranium,totally a scientist turns black
Prof. Frontrox slaps scientets hand
Prof. Frontrox: Ill put you out of your misery
The Uranium,totally a scientist: you know,this could be settled by jazz music
The Uranium,totally a scientist rips off front's bio suit and touches him
Prof. Frontrox: NOOO!
The Uranium,totally a scientist: Now you know about jazz music!
Prof. Frontrox bashses the stuff out of scientist
The Uranium,totally a scientist: Why don't we jam out
Prof. Frontrox: DIE MOTHER forgetER DIE!
Prof. Frontrox STabs scientist with glass
The Uranium,totally a scientist: CosborrheaRandom EventContactAntibioticsHarmle ssRanting about jazz, turning into Bill Cosby
Prof. Frontrox: AUUGGHHH
The Uranium,totally a scientist: you are now bill cosby
Prof. Frontrox: I know
Prof. Frontrox: not yet
Prof. Frontrox: JJJAAAAAZZ!...wait what?
Prof. Frontrox: you died
The Uranium,totally a scientist: You know farting can be jazz music?
Prof. Frontrox: YOU DIED
Prof. Frontrox: YOU DIED!
The Uranium,totally a scientist: i got revived
Prof. Frontrox: Oh ok
Prof. Frontrox: Jazz music is like love
Prof. Frontrox: You get some
Prof. Frontrox: or you cant get some
The Uranium,totally a scientist farts
The Uranium,totally a scientist farts
The Uranium,totally a scientist farts
The Uranium,totally a scientist farts
The Uranium,totally a scientist farts
Prof. Frontrox farts, a shameful frontrox
The Uranium,totally a scientist breaks an artery,superfarting!
Prof. Frontrox *superfart
Prof. Frontrox: /succumb
The Uranium,totally a scientist: Aww shiii- you better get some pokemahns to help me mang
Prof. Frontrox has given up on life
Prof. Frontrox falls limp and lifeless
The Uranium,totally a scientist: uranium gets gbs
The Uranium,totally a scientist: gets gibbed
Prof. Frontrox: that was fun
The Uranium,totally a scientist: You may no longer respawn :(
Prof. Frontrox: ooc: HALP GEROGEMELONS IF GRIFIN ME!

[kanew2000]

Be RD.

Go to computer core in order to program a guardbuddy to protect you.

Turn off turrets and walk off to guardbuddy storage to check guardbuddy names

Come back to see that the AI turned the turrets back on with his eyebot and be stuck there forever.

[mariofan09]

Since I'm still new to this game I'm still confused about how to aim a weapon/item would someone mind telling me how since the wiki is useless?

[kevin 51l]

Just started playing this game a few days ago.
My two favorite jobs are Geneticist and Scientist cause I'm that cool.
Plasma research is still confusing though.

also being assistant is like sucking richard

[?]

Since I'm still new to this game I'm still confused about how to aim a weapon/item would someone mind telling me how since the wiki is useless?

Don't help this guy. If he can't understand the getting started part on the wiki, He's not fit to play the game.

[mariofan09]

Don't help this guy. If he can't understand the getting started part on the wiki, He's not fit to play the game.

I've read it twice and nowhere on that page has it said anything about the combat system.

[kevin 51l]

I've read it twice and nowhere on that page has it said anything about the combat system.

combat system: CLICK GUY LIKE THERE'S NO loving TOMORROW
then when he's down hit him an extra 129382390 times then he's dead
though i wouldn't know since i've never killed someone, but i have seen someone do it

[LegendZ]

I've read it twice and nowhere on that page has it said anything about the combat system.

Combat system is easy:
If you have melee, walk up to him and click like there is no tomorrow.
If you have a ranged weapon, run around and click on him like there is tomorrow.

[Lugnut]

I've read it twice and nowhere on that page has it said anything about the combat system.

Its loving point and click, how hard could it be?

[kanew2000]

Lol idiot security officer took the open valved bomb and put it into his backpack and then chased me with a stunstick

HOP stopped him and then he said for me to come peacefully so he can check me then luckily at that moment the bomb exploded

I took the HOP'S ID and took him to genetics for cloning to get the heat off me

[Jorici]

Bumpity.

[DaSord213]

what the heck, all of a sudden I'm getting AVG alerts from BYOND. Anyone else getting them?

[nienhaus1]

Its always done that for me.

[DaSord213]

nooo bad byond wtf man