Space Station 13: *gasp*CENTRATION (SS3D)!

[Primus]

This game can be quite hilarious. I saw a first time assistant stab himself twenty-seven times in the chest with a pen before being rushed off to medbay. He was apparently trying to sign the paper at the entrance. Also, have you noticed that most non-syndie deaths occur where no one thinks to look?

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[Kearn]

>game is getting boring

>understand how to use terminals and use research computers

>holy fug

[Jacob/Lee]

This game can be quite hilarious. I saw a first time assistant stab himself twenty-seven times in the chest with a pen before being rushed off to medbay. He was apparently trying to sign the paper at the entrance. Also, have you noticed that most non-syndie deaths occur where no one thinks to look?

I see people get sucked into the engine, get gibbed by the chef or trapped in Zeta fires more often than I see the real enemy killing people.

[xxjpxx]

I hate how you can get randomly sucked onto conveyor belts just by standing next to them. Like in disposal, I will stand in the doorway while the belt is running to dump something in, and I get sucked right in, and the lag just makes me overshoot and run into the smasher.

I wonder how many deaths are because of the gibber in disposal...

[Proog]

You'd think it would be enough deaths to let people know that disposal will kill you if you're handicapped enough.

[xxjpxx]

People just run in and think DURRRR DIS WUN KILL ME and fall into the mass driver, panic, and run right into the gibber. I try to avoid disposal period, unless I'm bored and like to dump Officer Beepsky into it and watch him get grinded up. Especially when I'm janitor, because I can hide him in my garbage cart.

[Jacob/Lee]

I've only been sucked into the grinder-mass driver section of it, probably due to the atmosphere being sucked out and dragging you with it. The grinder makes a good last resort for facehugger victims, toss them in and (hopefully) the larva won't make it either.

[?]

I've only been sucked into the grinder-mass driver section of it, probably due to the atmosphere being sucked out and dragging you with it. The grinder makes a good last resort for facehugger victims, toss them in and (hopefully) the larva won't make it either.

I always used to get caught as a traitor, but with the Grifeco. Grind-o-Matic, I just chuck everything into the disposal!
Incriminating evidence? Disposal!
Dead body? Disposal!
Myself? Disposal!
Thanks, Grifeco!

[kevin 51l]

i love how that every time im not a traitor i wish for a rev round, then i decide to go HoP and it's a rev round

FML dsrdsfd

[Proog]

Wizard is the best mode, all others are inferior.
No matter how lovey those turtlenecks are, you don't mess with the robe and wizard hat.

[kevin 51l]

Wizard is the best mode, all others are inferior.
No matter how lovey those turtlenecks are, you don't mess with the robe and wizard hat.

unless if you have a fire extinguisher

[Jacob/Lee]

Disarm is overpowered.

Here I am, a syndicate, a walking army, energy swords, guns, revolvers, the whole 9 yards (note: this was the dev station/vagina station) and I see some assistant with a toolbox robusting a fellow syndicate outside Medical. I decide to e-sword the punk, I charge him with my sword powered.

I get in range, he pushes me down instantly and picks up my backpack + sword. I manage to get up and run like hell before he gets me. I was left basically defenseless, my standard suit with an agent card, e-mag and toxins pill. The same assistant caught me off guard and filled me with holes while I was lagging.


On the opposite end of my luck, a guard was about to arrest me for killing the Captain (I was a traitor)
"lolnope" *pushes down*
He was never heard from again.

[Tokthree]

Wizard is the best mode, all others are inferior.
No matter how lovey those turtlenecks are, you don't mess with the robe and wizard hat.

I prefer the "fake" modes that are made up when the admins get bored.
Back in the Android Data days a popular fake mode was "Welder", there was one guy kitted out with full welder gear plus a bulletproof vest and about 5 minutes in all the power on the station would go out for the rest of the round due to a "malfunction" and the entire crew had to survive against the immortal welder for 30 minutes while the emergency protocols kicked in and the power was re-routed just enough for an emergency shuttle call, then everyone had to survive long enough to escape on the shuttle.

It was pretty god damn fun

[mariofan09]

I prefer the "fake" modes that are made up when the admins get bored.
Back in the Android Data days a popular fake mode was "Welder", there was one guy kitted out with full welder gear plus a bulletproof vest and about 5 minutes in all the power on the station would go out for the rest of the round due to a "malfunction" and the entire crew had to survive against the immortal welder for 30 minutes while the emergency protocols kicked in and the power was re-routed just enough for an emergency shuttle call, then everyone had to survive long enough to escape on the shuttle.

It was pretty god damn fun

Me and a friend faced this a few months ago, the whole round was complete madness. Zombies, a chaos dunk, and finally The Welder.  By the end of the round I was a zombie and had been sealed inside of a locker that someone dragged onto the escape shuttle and opened, my friend was the only one alive at the end because just before I killed the weaponless assisstant (him), the shuttle pulled out. I did kill him in the post round though.

[Feep]

hey guys, i'm at a hotel so i dont have to use a proxies,

who wants to play :3

also i will never forget the time that i made the disposal a huge loop, and then i re-routed it into space

so much fun was had.