Mister Fister = stufftiest captain 2011
Brigged me for 20 minutes for breaking windows in medbay. Then claimed it was due to boredom. Then claimed it was because he wanted to buy LEZUR GUNZ.
Oh and it was going to be a perma brig but luckily a security guard who was only half stuffty asked the captain to lower me sentence.
Then this godly security guard came in, stunned the only half stuffty sec officer, stripped him and brigged him, and let me out. I get out, and try getting another unjustly brigged person out and stuffTY SEC #2 comes in and stuns me while i'm in a decompressed area with no air. I die, he dies, and the hero sec dies because of him.