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Author Topic: Space Station 13: *gasp*CENTRATION (SS3D)!  (Read 674122 times)

Assistants are like locusts. They come in huge swarms, they're vicious and you can't possibly kill them all. I blacked out after knocking "HOMO" into the floor outside QM, then I got surrounded and mugged by assistants and they started beating me to death. I guess my QM buddy must've came and kicked their asses or something because I woke up in QM with him and all my stuff was outside lying in the hallway.
Once I went to put down a assistant rebellion at arrivals as a security.

I got loving beat to death with emergency oxy tanks and then a admin saved me by turning me into a monkey for not setting a timer on the vr security thing.

I didn't set one because I was questioning him,and I didn't want him just jumping out.

I always went into chemistry and made stun-blind-confusion-420 grenades and threw them in the assistant crowd.
I wish I still could.



SPACEMAS DINNER

someone then proceeded to pipebomb the table
« Last Edit: September 30, 2011, 07:15:45 PM by Kearn »

Darn, my friend told me over Steam that is was Spacmas and I didn't come. He was the Sec officer in the top left corner. ;~;
Also what's your in-game name?

« Last Edit: November 02, 2013, 02:26:05 PM by Kearn »

My last name on all my accounts has Fryer as a last name.

Fridge Style, forever and ever.

How do I slit my throat with a knife, scissors, razor, etc. in this game?
EDIT: Found out by accident, fantastic
« Last Edit: October 02, 2011, 07:30:54 AM by mariofan09 »

How do I slit my throat with a knife, scissors, razor, etc. in this game?
EDIT: Found out by accident, fantastic
How?

How?

type "Self Delete"

done

assistant raid party today anyone?!

How?
Enter the "Self Delete" command while holding a blade of any kind.

type "Self Delete"

done

assistant raid party today anyone?!
If you really plan on this I'll be at the other end as Head or Security.
Assistant revolutions are the worst and everyone involved should be banned.

If you really plan on this I'll be at the other end as Head or Security.
Assistant revolutions are the worst and everyone involved should be banned.

No fun allowed.

Seriously, the game is designed to have fun stuff like this happen. You are always some kind of buzz kill in some way involving this game.

It's not a revolution, either. Killing people is not involved in my game plan, only taking IDs and swapping them around and stuff like that. As I recall, you steal people's shoes.

No fun allowed.

Seriously, the game is designed to have fun stuff like this happen. You are always some kind of buzz kill in some way involving this game.

It's not a revolution, either. Killing people is not involved in my game plan, only taking IDs and swapping them around and stuff like that. As I recall, you steal people's shoes.
There's a difference between shoes that you barely need unless someone broke a bunch of glass and an ID which you can't go anywhere without.

No fun allowed.

Seriously, the game is designed to have fun stuff like this happen. You are always some kind of buzz kill in some way involving this game.

It's not a revolution, either. Killing people is not involved in my game plan, only taking IDs and swapping them around and stuff like that. As I recall, you steal people's shoes.
The last time I dealt with an Assistant revolution, I was the Barman and sided with Security. About 10-15 Assistants barged into the Brig with toolboxes and oxygen tanks trying to kill the 4 Security Officers + The HoS and I, maybe one other Assistant sided with us. I'm pretty sure most of the Assistants died as well as some of the Security.

I'm not up for letting some angry people think they can run the station after they kill everyone on the Security force since they do their jobs and the Assistants don't.

Heads of Security are the best of the worst, and it's lonely on top.
Deal with it scruuuubbbbbbbbb.

Oh yeah weren't you banned as well?

P.S. I stole shoes as the Clown ergo I was making the Station a happier place since they either A: Rolled with it and had fun or B: Got their kicks by trying to bust my skull in (which none of them succeeded with)