Friend's in deep stuff.

[Vulgus]

When I type on iPod it tries to change words but I don't tell people" LUL IT WAS GONNA SPELL SUMTHING ELSE

[Ad Bot]

[Carly]

He was riding his bike with a Monster and no helmet.

That's just idiotic.

the cop searches him, and finds a huge ass pocket knife.  The cop at this point believes my friend is in a gang (although he's white)  

Way to be tribal. Die in a fire.

the cop takes him down to Rite-Aid and soon discovers my friend shop-lifted the Monster.  

Well then your friend is still an idiot.

my friend breaks out of the cuffs and ditches.  

Your friend is just a total idiot. He should be fined or something.



I don't see the problem here. Your friend is a fiend. He'll probably be a drug addict in two years and he'll be a Highschool dropout soon if he isn't already.

[*Magick* Mage]

No, they care about how much of an starfish I marry

Then they are tribal. New Yorkers can be fine people, Italians are awesome, and Jews are great. :o

This?

She looks more Romanian than Italian. :o

[Kevdude]

Then they are tribal. New Yorkers can be fine people, Italians are awesome, and Jews are great. :o

Nope, white republicans 

She looks more Romanian than Italian. :o

... Hope you do know that's Snooki

[Volko]

You: Stealing a pack of gum from a car

It happened like 2 years ago and I already fixed it. I did the right thing and found the car, put the pack of gum on it and left a note saying sorry lol.

[*Magick* Mage]

Nope, white republicans 

My mother is a white Republican

Hope you do know that's Snooki

Never heard of her.

[ryu hayabusa]

Nope, white republicans  ... Hope you do know that's Snooki

She's orange

[Kalphiter]

She's orange

SHE IS AN ORANGE!

[Tom Gunn]

Asperagus!

[Narkro555]

It's his fault.

[Squiggles]

SHE IS AN ORANGE!

yup now she is gonna end up like jimmy neutron and turn into a hulk when she gets angry

[Camera]

When I saw this I  thought you were not speakin figuritively.

[chaseyqurt]

Then they are tribal. New Yorkers can be fine people, Italians are awesome, and Jews are great. :o
She looks more Romanian than Italian. :o

Jews are the cause of the war in Iraq and will be the cause of ww3.
 

[*Magick* Mage]

Jews are the cause of the war in Iraq and will be the cause of ww3.
 

No, friend, Humans are. 

[Thorax]

Either this is fake, or you are both handicapped.