I got some.
Hello, MacDonald's Will you give me a loving Cheezyburger and Francai Fries?
1.Walk up to the Counter,
2.Climb over it,
3.Lie down onto the Fries storage
4.???
5.Profit
Walk in dressed like a Terrorist and say: WE AIN'T GOIN' ANYWHERE UNTIL OUR DEMANDS OUR MET! Then whip out a toy pistol and say: GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR!
Run inside saying: THIS IS A HOLD UP! and count how many people drop down 
(the one in bold I almost succeeded on, but nobody dropped D: )