Funny stuff to do in McDonalds

[pixl]

Have fun being barred from McDonalds for life, kids!

Where will I get stuffty food now?

[Ad Bot]

[snugglebear212]

walk in and order. when they give your food sneeze in the bag and say that you cant eat it because it is contaminated and demand they give you another.

[Harm94]

Enter the store, order a Double quarter pounder, sprite, and french fries to go. Pay the required amount and walk out and eat.

[pixl]

Or jus stand in there and realize you are buying stuff that won't fill you up but will give you loaded calories

[the_stitch]

Or jus stand in there and realize you are buying stuff that won't fill you up but will give you loaded calories

then scream at them ant slap the bag away, nagging for something healthy AND good

[the_stitch]

jup through the window of the store and walk to the line. and act as in everything is normal.

[No, FROHman Elite!]

then scream at them ant slap the bag away, nagging for something healthy AND good

They don't know the meaning of those in Mcdonalds.

[ryu hayabusa]

Remember that mcdonalds rap that is on youtube? Memerize it and recite it.

[Squiggles]

Remember that mcdonalds rap that is on youtube? Memerize it and recite it.

(big mac)
(big mac)
(big mac)
I need a double cheese burger and hold the lettuce (big mac)
Don't be frontin son, no seeds on the bun (big mac)
We be up in this drive thru order for two (big mac)
I gots a craving for a number 9 like my shoe (big mac)
We need some chicken up in here, in this shizzle (big mac)
Fro rizzle my mizzle extra salt on the frizzle (big mac)
Dr.pepper my brother, another for your mother (big mac)
Double double super size and don't forget the fries! (big mac)

[HailtheBritains]

26: Order a Big Mac, take a bite out of it, then hurl the burger at a random employee while screaming, "I'M NOT LOVIN' IT!!!".

[Grignard]

Ask them if they can fill a cup with kitchen grease.

[MaxNikkos]

Go into the bathrooms and wait quietly in a cubical with a packet of mayo, when someone enters, start making fap-fap noises, make an climax sound and then squirt the mayo on the inside of the door and make it sound sloppy, then waltz out, pretending to zip up your fly and then if the person is standing there staring at you, freeze, act all embarrassed and shuffle sideways out of the bathroom, and when you get out, sprint towards the door, yelling "OH MY GOD SOMEONE JIZZED IN THE BATHROOM!!!!" and leave. I tried this once, I framed it on the dude who stared...

[Ev Dowg]

Yes, but no resturaunt is heavily guarded

I saw Joe Biden (Obama's Vice prez.) at a fancy food restaurant on my 3-day trip to D.C. and you couldn't look anywhere without seeing agents in suits with sidearms in their hands XD (Plus an armored van.)

[TeslaCoil]

I saw Joe Biden (Obama's Vice prez.) at a fancy food restaurant on my 3-day trip to D.C. and you couldn't look anywhere without seeing agents in suits with sidearms in their hands XD (Plus an armored van.)

A couple of helicopters and a unfolded 50. cal or two.

No biggy.

[Ev Dowg]

No biggy.

For Sam Fisher.