Near-Death Experience (OBE)

[Anybody]

This one time, I almost wasn't.

I sometimes feel the sensation of the ground falling from beneath me, usually when I'm about to fall asleep.

Me too :o

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[Tom Gunn]

Mocheeze died I think.

Ask him.

[Anybody]

Mocheeze died I think.

Ballooning accident.

[Tom Gunn]

Horrible

[IkeTheGeneric]

I was sledding down a hill and I got hit by a truck. I died.

Game over!

^CONTINUE?

->Yes?

No

[Sabbin]

I was eating ramen and started choking on  it, I shoved my hand into the back of my mouth/my throat and pulled it out... I don't remember if I finished it or not..

[Tom Gunn]

I was walking along one day with my pets and I saw a patch of grass, I thought it looked out of place so I went over to see if it was real.

The this big ugly creature jumps out an mauls me.

[Sabbin]

I was walking along one day with my pets and I saw a patch of grass, I thought it looked out of place so I went over to see if it was real.

The this big ugly creature jumps out an mauls me.

Oh... sorry, I didn't lock  my mom up that day.

[Niliscro]

I was eating ramen and started choking on  it, I shoved my hand into the back of my mouth/my throat and pulled it out... I don't remember if I finished it or not..

If it was ramen, you probably finished it.

And one time, my friend and I were sledding behind his house (we both live on a mountian), on probably the most vertical part of the hill that couldn't be called a cliff.  I fell off of the sled after going down half of the way, which was probably about 30 yards or so.

My head missed a giant motherloving tree by about 2 inches :D

[SeventhSandwich]

my lungs collapsed due to large tumors

they pumped me full of so much sedative when I went into ER that my coma lasted 18  days
two years of my life destroyed by sitting in a hospital bed D:

That is bull.

[Volko]

I used to be colorblind.  On a hot summer day I was outside playing and a went back in after about three hours.  I took a nap and awoke only to see the sky was orange and my mom was blue or something.  I have little memory because I fainted afterwards.

[xK1lla4l1fx]

Age 2: Spinal cord surgery
Age 8: Pitbull (With rabies...) bites me on the f***ing head.
Age 11: Fall from a 10 foot tree (Broken ankle... Wtf? That's it??)

I understand, I AM an idiot! 

[xK1lla4l1fx]

Oh... sorry, I didn't lock  my mom up that day.

Lol @ funny fail-of-a-momma.

[ultimamax]

That's hilarious. Is that why you are so stupid and immature?

ogm ur so cool lol

[Madmitten]

Age 2: Spinal cord surgery
Age 8: Pitbull (With rabies...) bites me on the f***ing head.
Age 11: Fall from a 10 foot tree (Broken ankle... Wtf? That's it??)

I understand, I AM an idiot! 

you sure are