U$$R stands for United Senior Scientologists Range, all you need to get in is 2,000 e-monies and to invest and be in U$$R for 20 years, in return you will win 100 e-monies and have a chance to go to mars*.
There is another way, however, to get into U$$R. We are looking for build applications to help entertain some of our older scientologists, if you make one good enough you might get in after being brainwashed.
*You will be chosen from a hat to judge wether or not you win these prizes. We will not pay for your trip to mars.Ranks:
Rich people (Leaders):
1. dUMBELLS
2. StoreClerk
3. Nige111
Senior Scientologists (Poor):
OFFER EXPIRED:
-The first 2 people to sign up will become rich people (leaders)* hurry and build before this offer ends!
*after being brainwashed