Dear dUMBELLS:
We (meaning not me) own the Church of Scientology International ("CSI*"), the
owner of the copyright in the image graphic depicting the Scientology logo and symbol and of the copyrights of certain photographs, as well as the copyrights to the website, "scientology.org," etcetera, etcetera, etcetera, blah blah, copyright infringement, blah...
I. Copyright Infringement
Please be advised that your use of the Church of ScientologyTM is a violation of the infringement of the copyright that in the infringement of copyrights is infringement. We will issue an amensa et toro ab initio, per order to the class desposition, as a violation of the civil regulation. You are to follow all actions required by the direct consequence of law. (see 26 U.S.C. § 7206)
I declare under penalty of the law (of the Third Reich) that this information is neither not inaccurate nor that I am authorized to act on behalf of the Library of Congress, CBS, or British Petroleum in this matter.
Sincerely,
Nova Scotia
Marx & Kepler
Nezalezhnastsi Avenue, 17
Minsk, Belarus
220050
*CSI, Copyright 2006 CBS Broadcasting Inc.
