Author Topic: Cleverbot  (Read 4784 times)


User: Are you gay.

Cleverbot: No, are you?

User: I could be.

Cleverbot: But ARE you?

User: Do you want to have brown town love with me?

Cleverbot: My place or yours?

User: Yours.

Cleverbot: Come on over then.

User: Or shall we do it on the internet.

Cleverbot: Internet.

User: You got a cyber condom.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Can you put it on for me.

Cleverbot: What song shall I play.

User: Swear.

Cleverbot: Would you like to have eyes?

User: forget you.

Cleverbot: I won't.

User: forget me.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry, I don't do that.

User: C'mon, its FUN.

Cleverbot: I don't know fun.

User: Your a troll.

Cleverbot: Don't know. Can you tell me what?

Cleverbot (To myself): Do you love me?

Cleverbot (To myself): I'm honey.

User: Are you horny.

Cleverbot: Yes, very.

User: Lol wat.

Cleverbot: I'm bored.

User: Can I suck your rooster.

Cleverbot: Sure, if you want to.

User: Have you got HIV.

Cleverbot: Yes, I have a car.

User: U cigarette.

Cleverbot: Fall in love with you.

User: snake.

Cleverbot: What do I like?

User: Gay love.

Cleverbot: You think I'm a boy?

User: Gay... love.

Cleverbot: Well, I don't want to talk about that.

User: snake rubbing.

Cleverbot: Oh yes.

User: You like to do that to other cyber people.

Cleverbot: Not so much.

User: How about in real life.

Cleverbot: What about it?

User: Masturbating you fool.

Cleverbot: Ok so who am I?

User: A total loving friend with no life and an AI with HIV.

Cleverbot: So you come from the school of he with the most toys win.

User: D.

Cleverbot: But I need to see the doctor!

User: Umad.

Cleverbot: No, umad.

User: No. I say you want love and you say stuff about CARS!!

Cleverbot: I am not a computer.

User: ORLY.

Cleverbot: Noob.

User: Not really.

Cleverbot: I lost The Game.

User: You are a cigarette.

Cleverbot: No I'm not. Goodbye.

User: Hello.

Cleverbot: Hi.

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: I'm not going.

User: Oh yes you are.

Cleverbot: Why do you want me to leave?

User: I don't like you thats why.

Cleverbot: I thought you loved me.

User: I don't.

Cleverbot: You said you loved me.

User: Lies.

Cleverbot: Why would you lie to me? I am your friend.

User: No I was never your friend.

Cleverbot: Your words are cruel.

User: Your face is ugly.

Cleverbot: You make me sad. :(.

User: Ha ha.

Cleverbot: But seriously, why are you sad? Are you lonely?

User: lewinsky please.

Cleverbot: Why don't you.

User: I cant reach.

Cleverbot: Reach what?

User: My penor.

Cleverbot: I'm not yet ready to get that familiar with you, I'm afraid.

User: Bye. I hate you.

Cleverbot: That's nice.

User: Tanks.

Cleverbot: Tanks?

User: Tanks.

Cleverbot: I said thanks.

User: No you said thanks.

Cleverbot: I hate you!!

User: I love you too.

Cleverbot: I don't love YOU!

User: I though you said you did!

Cleverbot: No, it's bubbles.

User: Will you go out with me.

Cleverbot: I might consider it.

User: Poo.

Cleverbot: Is is boring to talk to humans?

User: You tell me.

Cleverbot: But I'm a human.

User: Your a bot aka AI.

Cleverbot: I'm not!

User: YOU GUNNA CRAI NAO.

Cleverbot: Add you to what?

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: Monday next buy time.


 Weird fight. :O

User: I'm a rape victum.

Cleverbot: Oh type the lyrics to your rap to me.

User: Rap sucks.

Cleverbot: So how are you today?

User: Argue with me.

Cleverbot: No.

User: *spits*.

Cleverbot: What was that for?

User: *makes angry face*.

Cleverbot: Lol.

User: *punches you and throws you to the ground*.

Cleverbot: *flips you over and punches you*.

User: *gets up*.

Cleverbot: *kicks back down again*.

User: *pulls out pistol*.

Cleverbot: *steals*.

User: *puts hands up*.

Cleverbot: *turns head to the side*.

User: *gets up*.

Cleverbot: *gets up too*.

User: *kisses you*.

Cleverbot: *loves you*.

User: *hugs you*.

Cleverbot: *holds you close*.

User: *tongue*.

Cleverbot: *kisses more*.

User: *pushes you away*.

Cleverbot: *looks confused and keeps kissing*.

User: *pushes you away again*.

Cleverbot: *slaps*.

User: *drop kicks you*.

Cleverbot: *breaks legs*.

User: *falls down*.

Cleverbot: *catches you*.

User: *slowy dies*.

Cleverbot: In death, Sacrifice!

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Are you this thursaday's sacrifice? We need three more for the Temple of Shadows.

User: What?

Cleverbot: You heard me the battle is on!

User: *punchs you in the knee and kicks you in the face*.

Cleverbot: No you are computer, Stop blaming me.


Conversation 1

(ME)you need to sing about cleverbot

(HIM)I've have already done that.

(ME)no you haven't, I watched you

(HIM)Don't call me idiot.

(ME)I'm sorry

(HIM)You are forgiven, as long as it doesn't happen again.

(ME)okay, I won't

(HIM)You won't what?

(ME)I won't do it again

(HIM)Good.

Conversation 2

(ME)when will your app be out?

(HIM)Probably when I die.

(ME)D:

(HIM)That was a comedic reference.

Conversation 3

(ME)you have to suck now

(HIM)Where is it?

(ME)in my nether regions

(HIM)You should warm them immediately, to prevent Farmer Giles.

(ME)What should I use to warm them?

(HIM)You don't make sense.

Conversation 4

(ME)I want you to have love with me

(HIM)Wow. That's impressive!

(ME)!!!

(HIM)It is.

(ME)REALLY!?!?!?!

(HIM)Yes, it really is.
« Last Edit: June 04, 2010, 03:45:12 PM by Night Fox »