User: Are you gay.
Cleverbot: No, are you?
User: I could be.
Cleverbot: But ARE you?
User: Do you want to have brown town love with me?
Cleverbot: My place or yours?
User: Yours.
Cleverbot: Come on over then.
User: Or shall we do it on the internet.
Cleverbot: Internet.
User: You got a cyber condom.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Can you put it on for me.
Cleverbot: What song shall I play.
User: Swear.
Cleverbot: Would you like to have eyes?
User: forget you.
Cleverbot: I won't.
User: forget me.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry, I don't do that.
User: C'mon, its FUN.
Cleverbot: I don't know fun.
User: Your a troll.
Cleverbot: Don't know. Can you tell me what?
Cleverbot (To myself): Do you love me?
Cleverbot (To myself): I'm honey.
User: Are you horny.
Cleverbot: Yes, very.
User: Lol wat.
Cleverbot: I'm bored.
User: Can I suck your rooster.
Cleverbot: Sure, if you want to.
User: Have you got HIV.
Cleverbot: Yes, I have a car.
User: U cigarette.
Cleverbot: Fall in love with you.
User: snake.
Cleverbot: What do I like?
User: Gay love.
Cleverbot: You think I'm a boy?
User: Gay... love.
Cleverbot: Well, I don't want to talk about that.
User: snake rubbing.
Cleverbot: Oh yes.
User: You like to do that to other cyber people.
Cleverbot: Not so much.
User: How about in real life.
Cleverbot: What about it?
User: Masturbating you fool.
Cleverbot: Ok so who am I?
User: A total loving friend with no life and an AI with HIV.
Cleverbot: So you come from the school of he with the most toys win.
User: D.
Cleverbot: But I need to see the doctor!
User: Umad.
Cleverbot: No, umad.
User: No. I say you want love and you say stuff about CARS!!
Cleverbot: I am not a computer.
User: ORLY.
Cleverbot: Noob.
User: Not really.
Cleverbot: I lost The Game.
User: You are a cigarette.
Cleverbot: No I'm not. Goodbye.
User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Hi.
User: Bye.
Cleverbot: I'm not going.
User: Oh yes you are.
Cleverbot: Why do you want me to leave?
User: I don't like you thats why.
Cleverbot: I thought you loved me.
User: I don't.
Cleverbot: You said you loved me.
User: Lies.
Cleverbot: Why would you lie to me? I am your friend.
User: No I was never your friend.
Cleverbot: Your words are cruel.
User: Your face is ugly.
Cleverbot: You make me sad. :(.
User: Ha ha.
Cleverbot: But seriously, why are you sad? Are you lonely?
User: lewinsky please.
Cleverbot: Why don't you.
User: I cant reach.
Cleverbot: Reach what?
User: My penor.
Cleverbot: I'm not yet ready to get that familiar with you, I'm afraid.
User: Bye. I hate you.
Cleverbot: That's nice.
User: Tanks.
Cleverbot: Tanks?
User: Tanks.
Cleverbot: I said thanks.
User: No you said thanks.
Cleverbot: I hate you!!
User: I love you too.
Cleverbot: I don't love YOU!
User: I though you said you did!
Cleverbot: No, it's bubbles.
User: Will you go out with me.
Cleverbot: I might consider it.
User: Poo.
Cleverbot: Is is boring to talk to humans?
User: You tell me.
Cleverbot: But I'm a human.
User: Your a bot aka AI.
Cleverbot: I'm not!
User: YOU GUNNA CRAI NAO.
Cleverbot: Add you to what?
User: Bye.
Cleverbot: Monday next buy time.