Pick up the nearest object.

[Sabbin]

My broken nerf gun in which I JUST GOT.

1. No
2. No
3. No

Sh*t.

[Ad Bot]

[King of losers]

A aluminum baseball bat and a wooden baseball bat.

1: Not for long
2: Probably
3: Yes, hurr

[Sabbin]

My snake.

1. No, it would get bitten off.
2. No, it would get ripped off.
3. No, it would get bitten off.

[Joeboy]

Bass guitar.

1. Probably
2. Yep
3. Well, yah

[Shadow Eye25]

A tit.

1. No.
2. Yes.
3. Yes.

[kanew2000]

A couch.

1. HELL NO I CANT LIFT THIS THING
2.

HELL NO I CANT LIFT THIS THING

3. I'll slap them away :P

[ryu hayabusa]

iPod

No
With musiv playing yes
No

[Dusty12]

A bottle of Tabasco sauce and a turkey baster.

1. No
2. Yes
3. Hell yes

[Welknair]

My dog...
1. Meat shield? He could buy me enough time to run for it...
2. If only he weren't a complete wuss...
3. YES.

[Shyguy :D]

A sock

1.Yes
2.Yes
3.SMELL IT RABBIDS YES!

[Welknair]

-sock snip-

How exactly are you going to survive the zombie invasion with nothing but a sock?

[Shyguy :D]

I will shove it in their br....... wait........ uhhhhhh I`m screwed!

[ryu hayabusa]

Health book

For a short time
Its big and heavy, yes
Yes

[speedyzman13]

A piece of cardboard.

1.No
2.No
3.No

[King of losers]

A large knife.

1: Possible
2: Yes
3: HUEHUEYESHUEHUE