Pick up the nearest object.

[Superlolman]

A wooden baseball bat for dem robbers

1. YES I'll be coach of the L4D2 Pre-Ordering ad in the baseball grounds.

2. YES

3. NEVER!! THAT RABBID HAS A MANA BAR OH stuff!

[Ad Bot]

[Moybus]

I picked up a chainsaw

1.yes
2.yes
3.yes

I was eating an orange...

[Bushido]

grabbed a wooden backscratcher

like, one of those well-built ass-kicking ones that's like a blunt, wood crowbar

yes?
yes
yes

[King of losers]

The internet.

1: MAH LAZAH!!!!!!1one!1
2: NINE THOUSAND!
3: Spaghetti!

Dem fads foo!

[No, FROHman Elite!]

I picked up a half-full pepsi bottle.

1.No
2. I could bribe them
3. I could try beating them with it.

[Menen]

wallet

No
No
No

[King of losers]

Hugums.

1: Yes, I could go to the safest place and board it up, and I could use Hugums as a food supply.
2: Yes
3: No

[MaestroJoe]

Cola - A Sprite

1. Yar
2. If I beat him round the head with the can, yes
3. No... Sorry

[Welknair]

Lozenge

No
Maybe I could stuff it down their throats? (No)
Ranged bunny deflection. *Chucks at Rabbit*

[Corbiere]

TV remote with the battery holder broken, which is only usable for DVD player in TV

I suppose it could be a catapult and melee weapon :D

1. Survive the Zombie Apocolypse - Not likely
2. Win in a street fight - Maybe
3. Fend off an army of vicious rabbits - How vicious? But i guess no

Alternatively, I could use the TV remote to turn on a DVD, watch a sci-fi film, get ideas, and then win :)

[Cybertails1998]

I get a SORD..... from Dave.

1. NO......
1. YES......
3. NO......
I WON 1 OUT OF 3......

(Yus. I'm talking SBaHJ style. derp)

[Daedalus]

 I was eating an orange so I picket up a kitchen knife.


 no
 Yes
 Yes

This

[speedyzman13]

Compass. (The mathematical kind)

No
Yes
Yes

[PowerDag]

Object 1: Nothing

Maybe
Maybe
Maybe

Object 2: Large, thin and sturdy hardcover book

Maybe
Yes
Maybe

Object 3: Bookshelf

Yes
Yes
Yes

Object 4: Pair of Glasses

No
Maybe
No

Object 5: BIG forgetIN' PILE OF BOOKS

Maybe
Yes
Maybe

[LordCutlerBeckett]

The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch.

1. No.
2. Yes.
3. 1...2..5...three sir...three! Boom.